VIDEO AND HE IS SO EXCITED OH MY GOD.

[thetrollprince]

[The video clicks on and oh- hey there Orihara. He's vanished for a teensy bit but now he's back! Aren't you all so happy? His face is a little bruised but who cares about that detail? He's giggling quietly and he looks so jubilant in the most sincere way.]

I'm so happy right now. So happy..Nya~. Nnn so happy!

[He claps his hands together and

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[lunateclock]

[Well he cares about the bruises.]

Congratulations on your coat, Orihara-san, but...are you alright?

[thetrollprince]

[Of course he does. He's perfect.]

Thank you, Minato-kun. Eh? Yeah! I haven't felt this great in a long, long~ time! [He doesn't know you're talking about his bruises, man.] How has my Minato-kun been?

[lunateclock]

[...well then he'll be more clear.]

I'm fine, thank you. I was just wondering, since it looks like you're bruised up. Did something happen?

[thetrollprince]

You're welcome. I ah--[He blinks. What?]

O-oh! Right! [Smiles and he touches the side of his face.] I hurt someone's feelings. Then I let them hit me to help them try and deal with their emotional turmoil but then I got tired of that and stabbed them. They're fine, by the way. It was only in the arm and it was clearly in self-defense. [Yup. His actions are justified. Well okay, they really were considering Hajime started to try and wail on him furthermore. And no- he doesn't feel like lying to Minato. No real reason to.] Haji-chan is so meaaaan~ don't you think? Nya! And sensitive!!

But that's really not very interesting~...

[lunateclock]

[His tone is very flat, unsurprised and rather unconcerned as well.]

...Are you both alright?

[thetrollprince]

[Well that's new.]

I'm alive, aren't I? I'm sure Hajime's fine. He deserved it. He was assaulting me after all~.

Ne, why do you ask if you don't seem to care, Minato-kun? [He asks in an equally flat voice, his expression emotionless. Yes, he is slightly mocking you.]

[lunateclock]

[...hmmm how to say--]

I do care--it's just clear that you aren't too hurt. There's no need to panic when you're both okay.

It's good to hear that you're okay, though.

[thetrollprince]

Heh. I'm glad Minato-kun isn't an idiot. Your subtly, rational consideration is flattering, hn.

Thanks. I should've slit his throat really but blood is a staining substance and I didn't feel like scrubbing that out of my carpet. [That and he really isn't malicious enough to kill someone like that- believe it or not. But he can make dark jokes!]

My, would you like to go on a date with me this Wednesday evening?

[lunateclock]

[...Yeah he doesn't think he actually would have. But. Anyway.]

Did you have something in mind?

[thetrollprince]

[Shrug.]

Unfortunately I am not that creative. Do you know what kind of things there are to do around the city? Things you might be interested in?

[He's being pret-ty sincere here! Take a note and enjoy~.]

I feel like I owe you a nice date or something still. Heh. So! I'll leave it up to you~.

[lunateclock]

[Oh huh. Ummm....what does he like to do...?

...That's a difficult question.

Well.

Have a lineface.]

...Do you like ramen, Orihara-san?

[He is totally serious here.]

[thetrollprince]

Hmm. [He totally seriously considers this question.]

...Sure. As long as you're not about to feed me that crap you make after boiling water. It could be all right. Is that what you'd like to do then?

[So accommodating. You're such a lucky boy~.]

[lunateclock]

[The luckiest. But he shrugs.]

No, like a place that serves ramen. I used to do that with my friends back home. I wouldn't mind grabbing a bowl of ramen with you sometime. It would be like home.