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[thetrollprince]

[Video flickers onto Izaya at his desk. This should become a pretty usual scene by now, guys. He's spinning around in his chair, laughing his ass off. But for once, the laughter seems completely genuine rather than his trademark insane laughter.]

I love this city, I LOVE THIS CITY~! The people, the sights, the sounds! Nya~!

[He stops abruptly and

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[firstchildnoah]

Lobotomies are boring~ While they are quite fun to perform, with all the yelling and screaming, the end result is boring.

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[thetrollprince]

Thankfully I know of a pretty fun drug that keeps people mostly sedated but perfectly aware of what's happening~! A bit of a paralytic trick I picked up a while ago...

Nya, I wouldn't just stop at the lobotomy though if I did end up performing one. But I understand why you would see it as boring. I didn't necessarily plan on performing a lobotomy though.

This entry was a bit of a psychological study in and of itself. I was curious to how people would react to someone so openly desiring what is typically perceived to be a sadistic form of 'therapy'. It's been amusing so far~.

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[firstchildnoah]

Really? I suppose with something like that being part of the equation, lobotomies could be a bit more fun.

Oh~ Well, you should try it sometime. Though, I recommend that the lobotomy be performed last since it can ruin your fun if it's performed first.

Humans tend to get very angry, disturbing or horrified when they see openly sadistic tendencies, don't they? It's still very fun to watch. Though, I prefer seeing them quiver in fear ♥

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[thetrollprince]

Ah. I can assure you that I would do much more than a lobotomy. I'm far too interested in other things to have my patient just lay there on the slab.

I am a professional after all~!!

Nn, yes they do, they take things rather personally. I've always found it kinda funny. Hehehahahaha...Nya~! I like you!! You shouldn't be anon~. I think we'd get along wonderfully :]

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[firstchildnoah]

Oh? What kind of things would you do to them?

Humans, for the most part, are empathic creatures and cannot stop themselves from helping those in need or pain~ I think we would, but I like being anonymous ♥ I also have own reasons for staying anon...

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[thetrollprince]

Nya~ Im not going to reveal that. Not to an anon-texter. Perhaps if you revealed yourself I would but until then I don't feel too compelled to give away all my plans just yet~.

They're very empathetic- or at least sympathetic. They are righteous by nature though it seems like many neglect that. They get too caught up but they shouldn't be held accountable for that, right? Heheh..Humans...they're so interesting...

Hn, if you insist, anon~. But I can track you down if I really feel like it. You should never communicate with someone through phones or anything that travels on an electrical current if you don't want to be tracked ^*^

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[firstchildnoah]

So mean >X-P

I wouldn't go as far as calling humans interesting, but they certainly are amusing. I know that I've had a lot of fun playing with them~

Oh, I don't doubt that you could track me down, but I have been playing this game a little longer than you ^.~ I haven't been caught yet ♥

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[thetrollprince]

Ah but they are interesting to me. You see, I love humans. I love them so much...

Fair enough. I don't much feel like tracking you down. I have a feeling you'll reveal yourself to me in due time. I'll wait patiently for that moment to come.

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[firstchildnoah]

I suppose in that respect we are different. While you many love humans, I dislike them. Apart from being mildly entertaining, they don't have many uses.

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[thetrollprince]

Ah, I could never dislike them. Individually, I hate quite a lot! Individually, I have no interest in loving them. But humans as a whole, I love. It's okay though -I'm fine with this being a difference between us.

No. Humans are somewhat useful outside of the realm of entertainment. That I'll agree with.