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[thetrollprince]

[Video flickers onto Izaya at his desk. This should become a pretty usual scene by now, guys. He's spinning around in his chair, laughing his ass off. But for once, the laughter seems completely genuine rather than his trademark insane laughter.]

I love this city, I LOVE THIS CITY~! The people, the sights, the sounds! Nya~!

[He stops abruptly and

Comments

[video]

[gotyourcard]

No can do.

Re: [video]

[thetrollprince]

Tch. What was the point in responding?

[gotyourcard]

To let you down gently.

[thetrollprince]

I was asking the general public. Not you specifically. But thank you for your consideration.

[A grin.]

[gotyourcard]

Even so, it's a shame. You'll never get to see [taps his temple] this magnificence at work.

[thetrollprince]

[Blink. Unimpressed expression.]

You do understand that a lobotomy isn't to see anything work? It typically vegetates the human mind.

So regardless of whether or not you'd allow me to give you a lobotomy, I wouldn't be seeing your magnificence at work anyway. I suppose I'll just have to live with that tragedy though~.

[Cheery grin again.]

[gotyourcard]

[snerk]

Being included in any sort of study is too generous for me. You would need control subjects, in any legitimate investigation.

[thetrollprince]

[Stare.]

You're kinda stupid, aren't you?

[gotyourcard]

No, just passing through.

[thetrollprince]

Obviously. And do you have a point other than that?

[gotyourcard]

Yes.

[thetrollprince]

And?

[gotyourcard]

I want to know what kind of a world would produce such a person as you.

[thetrollprince]

I have no idea what you're talking about~!

[gotyourcard]

Where you come from.

[thetrollprince]

A world probably much like your own. There was nothing too unique about it...Nn. Not as unique as some of the other worlds I've seen.

And what do you mean, 'such a person as you'?