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[thetrollprince]

[Video flickers onto Izaya at his desk. This should become a pretty usual scene by now, guys. He's spinning around in his chair, laughing his ass off. But for once, the laughter seems completely genuine rather than his trademark insane laughter.]

I love this city, I LOVE THIS CITY~! The people, the sights, the sounds! Nya~!

[He stops abruptly and

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[lunateclock]

[....sigh.]

That would most likely kill them, wouldn't it?

[thetrollprince]

[Delighted smile!!]

Minato-kun!

Heheahaha no, silly! It simply...relaxes them.

[lunateclock]

Or remove most of their brain function, yes.

I doubt that would go well, even for willing volunteers.

[Just...pretty matter-of-fact over here.]

[thetrollprince]

Then wouldn't that be their own problem once they've volunteered themselves? Knowing the consequences of course.

It's hardly my fault if some people are too weak to live their every day lives. I'm not going to stand in their way for a method of release from pain~.

[lunateclock]

That is true. It's their choice in the end. Most people won't react very well to something like this, though...but I'm sure you knew that already.

[thetrollprince]

Naturally. But that's half the fun, isn't it? The reactions? You haven't failed me yet, Minato-kun. Thank you~

[lunateclock]

[...]

I'm glad that I haven't disappointed, but I'm only acting as anyone would.

It's good that you're enjoying yourself here, at least.

[thetrollprince]

Anyone? Hn. Maybe. You've never really been just anyone though, Minato-kun.

[If he had been, Minato would've been dead today.]

Ah yes. It's this city's wonderful inhabitants like yourself that make it so easy to enjoy. We still have yet to meet for some ootoro. You promised~.

[lunateclock]

[...he supposes that must be a roundabout compliment of some sort, but to him...]

I'm just a normal high school student.

[...Yeah. Clearly.]

And yes, I remember. I'm still planning on it; it should be a nice meal.

[thetrollprince]

Of course you are. And I'm just an average guy~.

[Totally is!]

It will be. I look forward to it. I haven't had ootoro in way too long.

[See: about a week- maybe even less.]

[lunateclock]

[...Totally.]

Too long? Then we'll fix that in a few days. It would be sad to go through ootoro withdrawals.

WHY DIDNT I GET A MESSAGE FOR THIS FFF--

[thetrollprince]

Too sad. I've already experienced that once before..It was a pretty haunting time of my life though.

[Yeah, because the power was out and he couldn't access the internet.]

So is this a date~?

[Again with this- yup. It makes him laugh, okay?]

IT'S OKAY I FORGIVE YOU

[lunateclock]

[He is so used to this that there's even less of a reaction that he normally gives.

Just a flat lineface over here.]

I'll see you in a few days, Orihara-san. Try not to destroy any brains until then.