[Video-Blog Entry 1]

[thetrollprince]

[Have Izaya spinning quite wildly in a chair. There's a glow on his face from the screen of the phone- which is stationary on a desk and facing the informant- while the rest of the room is in darkness. He finally brings himself to a sudden stop, staring at the camera with a steady, cynical smirk.]

Vatheon. Heh. Hahahaha.

[He continues to spin,

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audio ;

[suckmylipstick]

[Hajime will not give Izaya the pleasure of seeing his facial expressions. That was too annoying. So he pops up the audio feed and begs all the holy forces in the world that Izaya didn't choose an apartment near him.]

Which apartments did you settle on?

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[thetrollprince]

Nyaaaa~!!!!

[Plug your ears, he's all too delighted to hear from Hajime.]

Haji-chan~! HAAAJI-CHAAAAN!

I'm so happy to hear from you again!! Ah would you like to know so that you can visit me and leave me secret admirer letters under my door? Hehe. Ha-ji-chan~! You're going to make me blush!

[Have a cackling laughter. I hope you didn't expect this to be easy.]

[suckmylipstick]

[brb seppuku is the only honorable thing to do]

Be quiet. That's not why I'm asking.

[also, texting over this:]

Tounomine.

[thetrollprince]

[What else would you want to do?]

Heyyy! Nn. So mean...Haji-chan is so heartless.

HA-JI-CHAN!

[Yes. He blatantly ignored said text.]

So why did you ask then?

[suckmylipstick]

[It is taking everything in him not to repeat himself. He covered up his face but he can't do anything about his voice. This answer sounds infuriated and frustrated.]

Just answer.

[thetrollprince]

Answer what?

[His voice? Sheer innocence.]

[suckmylipstick]

Where you moved.

[He won't stalk. Unlike...what he imagines Izaya would do...]

[thetrollprince]

Oh. That.

[Stalking? Who stalks? Not Izaya, that's for sure.]

Why do you want to know that?

[suckmylipstick]

[HE'S NOT ABOUT TO SAY WHAT HE MEANS-- so he stutters as he thinks of some other possible reason.]

I-I just want to make sure you've decided on a decent place!

[thetrollprince]

Why?

[There's a smile very evident in his voice.]

I thought you didn't like me. So why would you care~ where I live?

[suckmylipstick]

[Ignoring that smile. Mental repression is an amazing thing.]

Of course I don't! [...] I want my map back. I thought I could come retrieve from your apartment.

[thetrollprince]

Ahh so you do want to come over!!

[suckmylipstick]

[Um.

He will just think about that silently.

No.]

[thetrollprince]

Eh, Haji-chan....?

Are you still there?

[suckmylipstick]

It would be imposing! Please don't worry about my visiting. The entrance of the complex is fine.

[thetrollprince]

[Sigh.]

Fine. I don't see why you even want it back. It's not like you can't get them anywhere around the city...Hnn but since you want to see me so bad~....