i could never do this as well as johnny

[thetrademark]

it's been how long since i updated this thing. i just couldnt care less lately. my life's been pretty dramatic lately, and unlike most of you, i dont give it to the whole web to read. but johnny did a 25 things about himself and i want to too

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[chaffmoney]

daniel, don't laugh because you are a virgin. virginity rules!
no worries of stds, pregnancies, or bigger broken hearts.
virgin power!

[oh_holy_lloyd]

"i'm 25 and still a virgin. what the hell? statistically i should've tripped and fallen into a vagina by now. i think the universe has short-changed me."

[chaffmoney]

haha who were you quoting?

i should've tripped and fallen into a vagina by now

i fell over reading that.

[thetrademark]

i want tang.

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[chaffmoney]

...those smell and look like arby's roast beef sandwhiches. why do you want tang?

dude, you know being a virgin sucks. kinda.

in response: no way! i don't care that no P has been in my V. really. if it takes me a year or so to get over a break up, i can't even imagine how hard it'd be for me, and not to mention how pyschotic i'd be if i had sex with my exes. of course i'm young and hormones go crazy in my body, and i want to know what it's like.... but i've done a pretty good job of supressing such feelings. stick in there man! that could be read wrong, don't stick it in THERE, just wait. you've gone this far...keep on going.

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[sunkiss230]

wwwwwwooooooooohooooooooooo............. thankyou.

daniel, welcome to the v-club. our population is increasingly decreasing. and we are special, damnit.