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I was expecting a little more of you guys to show up. That stupid bird messed up again.
I guess you kids'll have to do until we get some more fresh faces around here.
All right, listen up! The name's Toto, and I'm gonna be your host during your stay. Sorry for not meeting you at the front door, but the welcoming committee shoulda given ya some entertainment. Enjoyed your sleep? How'd you like our wake-up call?
Since I'm feeling like a nice guy here, I'll stick around to answer your questions. If it ain't relevant, don't ask. I ain't your babysitter either, so don't expect me to tell you everything. But first, a brief rundown of your accomodations!
This here is the Tower, which has been here even longer than any of you twerps. Why you've been brought here is simple: We want to play a game with you. You see, we've been here for a while, but we haven't had players for our little challenges. That's where you guys come in. Think of it this way: You play our games and win, and we'll give you guys something in return. A wish of your choice! Don't worry about how we're gonna fulfill it, coz I can assure you we can. The place itself changes a lot, so watch your step, kiddos. The tattoo on you? Yeah, that's how we'll keep track of your progress. Don't bother trying to remove it, it's permanent.
Any other relevant questions about this place, ask me. Otherwise, refer to the library. It's there for a reason.
I guess you kids'll have to do until we get some more fresh faces around here.
All right, listen up! The name's Toto, and I'm gonna be your host during your stay. Sorry for not meeting you at the front door, but the welcoming committee shoulda given ya some entertainment. Enjoyed your sleep? How'd you like our wake-up call?
Since I'm feeling like a nice guy here, I'll stick around to answer your questions. If it ain't relevant, don't ask. I ain't your babysitter either, so don't expect me to tell you everything. But first, a brief rundown of your accomodations!
This here is the Tower, which has been here even longer than any of you twerps. Why you've been brought here is simple: We want to play a game with you. You see, we've been here for a while, but we haven't had players for our little challenges. That's where you guys come in. Think of it this way: You play our games and win, and we'll give you guys something in return. A wish of your choice! Don't worry about how we're gonna fulfill it, coz I can assure you we can. The place itself changes a lot, so watch your step, kiddos. The tattoo on you? Yeah, that's how we'll keep track of your progress. Don't bother trying to remove it, it's permanent.
Any other relevant questions about this place, ask me. Otherwise, refer to the library. It's there for a reason.