Unspectacled
I think I've officially lost my glasses. It's been over a week now and they still haven't turned up. It's not in my room, not in the office... I can't find it in any of the cars or anywhere at all in the house. Blargh. And yes, I've checked the top of my head dozens of times already, and no, it hasn't been there all this time.
*facepalm*
*facepalm*