gay men scare the shit out of me
I got this today on myspace:
Hi there,
My Ma' calls me Zachariah, but my friends call me Zack. I dont have a profile up yet, so I am using my friends account. He is showing me how addicted to this site she is, it's kind of cool huh? Your profile is pretty hott! I thin that we have a few things in common. I say we get to know each other better.
When having fun, what are you into?
Ideal first date? (your thoughts...)
Where have you traveled that would excite me?
Do you have any more pictures online? I will send you some, if you want.
So, some things about me: You can reach me at midastuck at yahoo.
I'm newly over a relationship, 5 months now, how time flies. I am 23. six feet two inches tall. I have brown hair and work out 6 days a week, so I am very physically fit. The best feature on me is... hmm, that is unappropriate, so I'll say my eyes, they are blushish in color with some green tint in the light.
Well, I guess that is enough info for one email, I don't want to scare you away with my rambling..
I hope to hear from you.
ZACK
I think I'm going to respond with really horrible disgusting answers- something along the lines of:
Hi Zack-
SO good to hear from you.
When I'm having fun I like to smoke cigarettes and put them out on kittens. Occasionally I put them out on myself. I really like when guys piss and shit on me and blood sex is definitely a personal favorite. I really like doing blow, although heroin is a bit much. Coke is SO fun to fuck on. As far as a first date goes, my ideal would be a guy that takes me out to a field, ties me up and slowly begins raping me- before leaving me when he's finished for the farmer to find the next morning covered in man-juice and naked. If I was lucky he'd rape me too- just a fantasy hehe. As far as places I've traveled, I've been to thailand and had sex with 9 yr old boys and girls for like 5 bucks. FIVE BUCKS- can you believe how cheap that is? More importantly- does it excite you ;-)??? Most of my other pictures are on this bondage site from Amsterdam (I've been there too- It doesn't even compare to Bangkok). I'll see if I can remember the site.
I am about 5'9" and 145 lbs, I never eat so I'm really thin, but I go out and drink a lot. My best feature is definitely my lips- I'm sure you'd like to see what I can do with them.... Next time don't tease me with your cock size cutie- just send me a photo of it. You know I wanna see.
Of course you didn't scare me- your whole email made me totally hot- we should meet up and get drunk and smoke pot.... We'll see what happens after that..... but only if you pee on me
XOXO
John
If anyone has ideas for revisions or additions- please feel free to comment.
Hi there,
My Ma' calls me Zachariah, but my friends call me Zack. I dont have a profile up yet, so I am using my friends account. He is showing me how addicted to this site she is, it's kind of cool huh? Your profile is pretty hott! I thin that we have a few things in common. I say we get to know each other better.
When having fun, what are you into?
Ideal first date? (your thoughts...)
Where have you traveled that would excite me?
Do you have any more pictures online? I will send you some, if you want.
So, some things about me: You can reach me at midastuck at yahoo.
I'm newly over a relationship, 5 months now, how time flies. I am 23. six feet two inches tall. I have brown hair and work out 6 days a week, so I am very physically fit. The best feature on me is... hmm, that is unappropriate, so I'll say my eyes, they are blushish in color with some green tint in the light.
Well, I guess that is enough info for one email, I don't want to scare you away with my rambling..
I hope to hear from you.
ZACK
I think I'm going to respond with really horrible disgusting answers- something along the lines of:
Hi Zack-
SO good to hear from you.
When I'm having fun I like to smoke cigarettes and put them out on kittens. Occasionally I put them out on myself. I really like when guys piss and shit on me and blood sex is definitely a personal favorite. I really like doing blow, although heroin is a bit much. Coke is SO fun to fuck on. As far as a first date goes, my ideal would be a guy that takes me out to a field, ties me up and slowly begins raping me- before leaving me when he's finished for the farmer to find the next morning covered in man-juice and naked. If I was lucky he'd rape me too- just a fantasy hehe. As far as places I've traveled, I've been to thailand and had sex with 9 yr old boys and girls for like 5 bucks. FIVE BUCKS- can you believe how cheap that is? More importantly- does it excite you ;-)??? Most of my other pictures are on this bondage site from Amsterdam (I've been there too- It doesn't even compare to Bangkok). I'll see if I can remember the site.
I am about 5'9" and 145 lbs, I never eat so I'm really thin, but I go out and drink a lot. My best feature is definitely my lips- I'm sure you'd like to see what I can do with them.... Next time don't tease me with your cock size cutie- just send me a photo of it. You know I wanna see.
Of course you didn't scare me- your whole email made me totally hot- we should meet up and get drunk and smoke pot.... We'll see what happens after that..... but only if you pee on me
XOXO
John
If anyone has ideas for revisions or additions- please feel free to comment.