the cat gets bored during a bank heist

[thetomcat]

[A few hours into this]

We've been down here for hours. Somebody aside from George entertain me please.

PS - Before you hit me, George, I'm not trying to say you're boring by any means, okay?

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[thetomcat]

It's kiss or die out here, man.

Bond would be pleased.

[dontcallmespot]

BOND IS PLEASED. IS SHE A GOOD KISSER?

Oh yeah, I don't know if you know this, but I am Bond. Uh, tell your friends. Not the bank robbers though, don't tell them. If they ask, I'm gonna say I don't know you. I don't need those kinds of enemies.

[thetomcat]

Pretty good, actually.

Of course I knew you were Bond, Eddy. But are you seriously going to bail on me like this? Where's my knight in shining armor when I need him?

[dontcallmespot]

I THINK NOAH'S ON HIS WAY

[thetomcat]

TELL HIM TO BRING US FOOD. THE ONLY THING I HAVE TASTED FOR THE PAST THREE HOURS IS GEORGE.

[snarky_farmer]

Um, excuse you, I am a fantastic kisser

You boys need hobbies!

[thetomcat]

You got any better ideas as to what to do, Ms. smartypants?