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thetomcat

the cat gets bored during a bank heist

Feb 04, 2008 15:54

[A few hours into this]

We've been down here for hours. Somebody aside from George entertain me please.

PS - Before you hit me, George, I'm not trying to say you're boring by any means, okay?

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thetomcat February 4 2008, 16:13:32 UTC

They've got five guns, and I have a swiss army life. I don't think saving is an option.

But it's okay, George and I have to try and devour each other every time the guys come in because they think we're a couple of horny kids. So there's that, at least?

dontcallmespot February 4 2008, 16:14:18 UTC

WOOOOAH

You MADE OUT WITH GEORGE?

Your life is like a MOVIE

snarky_farmer February 4 2008, 16:17:45 UTC

Yeah, a horror movie, maybe.

And not even a good one - one of those lame American remakes of a Japanese horror movie.

thetomcat February 4 2008, 16:19:17 UTC

Aww don't worry, George. You're not that bad a kisser.

A few more hours of this, and we might actually turn this into a romantic comedy.

snarky_farmer February 4 2008, 16:28:36 UTC

Psch, whatever. You just can't handle my kissing skills - that's okay though. It doesn't make you any less of a man or anything.

Oh dear God. If anyone hears me say "You had me at hello" you have permission to shoot me. No questions asked.

thetomcat February 4 2008, 16:34:14 UTC

Oh right, of co - [Pens streaks off the page]

[Three minutes later]

There wasn't even anyone there, that time!

snarky_farmer February 4 2008, 16:35:55 UTC

My bad, I thought I heard someone.

thetomcat February 4 2008, 16:39:04 UTC

Mmhmm. I'm not complaining.

dontcallmespot February 4 2008, 16:19:51 UTC

HAHAHAHAHA

Did you slap him and say he was being "fresh?" That's what they do in those movies.

thetomcat February 4 2008, 16:17:56 UTC

It's kiss or die out here, man.

Bond would be pleased.

dontcallmespot February 4 2008, 16:19:22 UTC

BOND IS PLEASED. IS SHE A GOOD KISSER?

Oh yeah, I don't know if you know this, but I am Bond. Uh, tell your friends. Not the bank robbers though, don't tell them. If they ask, I'm gonna say I don't know you. I don't need those kinds of enemies.

thetomcat February 4 2008, 16:23:58 UTC

Pretty good, actually.

Of course I knew you were Bond, Eddy. But are you seriously going to bail on me like this? Where's my knight in shining armor when I need him?

dontcallmespot February 4 2008, 16:31:17 UTC

I THINK NOAH'S ON HIS WAY

thetomcat February 4 2008, 16:36:19 UTC

TELL HIM TO BRING US FOOD. THE ONLY THING I HAVE TASTED FOR THE PAST THREE HOURS IS GEORGE.

snarky_farmer February 4 2008, 16:24:08 UTC

Um, excuse you, I am a fantastic kisser

You boys need hobbies!

thetomcat February 4 2008, 16:26:39 UTC

You got any better ideas as to what to do, Ms. smartypants?

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