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thetomcat

the cat gets bored during a bank heist

Feb 04, 2008 15:54

[A few hours into this]

We've been down here for hours. Somebody aside from George entertain me please.

PS - Before you hit me, George, I'm not trying to say you're boring by any means, okay?

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snarky_farmer February 4 2008, 16:02:14 UTC

Also also: do you have any cigarettes? Maybe it's like currency here too and I can barter.

I think the old lady with the hairnet has tic-tacs - that's kind of a food...

dontcallmespot February 4 2008, 16:08:09 UTC

GEOOOORGE YOU CAN'T DIE

snarky_farmer February 4 2008, 16:16:43 UTC

Don't worry, I have no intention of dying.

Evan on the other hand may not be able to make that claim for much longer...

dontcallmespot February 4 2008, 16:17:55 UTC

Maybe if you kill him, the bank robbers will get CONFUSED and then they'll like, be afraid of you, and then with your reverse psychology you will have WON.

snarky_farmer February 4 2008, 16:21:02 UTC

Actually I don't think they like me much: I mouthed off a little...

dontcallmespot February 4 2008, 16:22:03 UTC

GEORGE

HAS ANYONE BEEN SHOT YET?

snarky_farmer February 4 2008, 16:26:19 UTC

No, no one's been shot. Hopefully they won't shoot people - I'm pretty sure they want to stay on good terms with the cops and everyone else. They also haven't threatened to shoot anyone, though they warned us against 'making trouble'

thetomcat February 4 2008, 16:27:48 UTC

And getting too comfortable.

dontcallmespot February 4 2008, 16:29:45 UTC

IN THE MOVIES, SOMEONE ALWAYS GETS SHOT

BE QUIET SO YOU DON'T BECOME THAT SOMEONE.

snarky_farmer February 4 2008, 16:39:03 UTC

That's okay: according to Edwina, I should be fine if I comb my hair and apply some lipgloss since only the ugly hostages get shot.

getoffmybridge February 4 2008, 17:10:30 UTC

Just heard the news. Which bank is it?

snarky_farmer February 4 2008, 18:12:29 UTC

It's the one a couple blocks from the Pen, by the dry cleaner's. They have very nice safe deposit boxes at least.

getoffmybridge February 4 2008, 20:09:46 UTC

k - I'm coming over.

You're kissing Evan?

snarky_farmer February 4 2008, 20:20:57 UTC

I don't think you'll see anything - Noah might be out there though.

It's a stupid thing: I was checking out the vent and when I was gone, one of the guys came in to check on everyone. I wasn't there and Evan hid so someone told them that he and I went off to make out, so now we have to act like a couple whenever anyone comes in.

getoffmybridge February 4 2008, 20:27:29 UTC

Fuck that. I'm coming in.

Okay. Then that's cool.

snarky_farmer February 5 2008, 05:49:49 UTC

NO, BOB! The gunmen are twitchy enough and there's a police line and if someone busts in they may start shooting.

I don't want anyone to get shot!

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