Jan 12, 2014 22:39
(To the tune of ‘12 Days of Christmas’)
FFFIIIVVVEEE PILES OF LAUNDRY (Because only 2 of us match but M is female and E is male so they won’t be sharing clothes anyway)
Four personal computers (2 laptops, 1 desktop and 1 desktop shared by the 2 computer-illiterate people)
Three sets of toiletries (1 for the guy with the heart catheter, 1 hypo-allergenic and the last shared by everyone else)
Two types of meal plans (1 for the guy with renal failure, 1 for everyone else)
And one big screwed-up family! (Any robber is going to be seriously confused.)
real life is stranger than fiction