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Alright alright.
Paulina asked me to update my journal, since she didn't like my previous entry.
"Write something meaningful to you." Well I did.
And now for the boring details of my life. Spring break. I've been here at my mom's house just chilling and watching some TV. Actually I've been watching a lot of TV. She's got cable for Christ's sake! I swear I've watched the roast of Jeff Foxworthy at least three times, and I must say it's still fucking hilarious.
"Ron White has disappointed more fat women than Jenny Craig!" My (insert higher power here), I couldn't stop laughing! I've also been playing a lot of Super Smash Bros. Melee after my cousin beat me. I must say I am developing the skills rather quickly. What I need to get used to is the N64 version, cuz Paulina is the best at that. The problem? I hate the N64. It's okay. I still love her.
Man...
This is one nerdy entry so far
So I ate a pound of red meat the other day and won a kickboxing tournament. Afterwards I walked out still reaking of blood and sweat to my badass pickup, with flames painted on the sides, and the hood a different color than the rest of the truck. Now that's a manly vision. I went at least 20 over the speed limit at all times and when I came home I...
...played Super Smash Bros.
The vacation so far just consists of TV and Paulina, and I must say that I've never been happier.
Now for something completely random. Me and the lady threw a random employee at Subway a party, after we found out he was quitting. We had only met good ol' Matt twice before, but I thought he was a cool guy. He deserved that party. We even made him a badass batman cake. It was awesome. Subway is our official new hangout. Man... I need to work on this life. Well that's just about it folks. Steve out.
Paulina asked me to update my journal, since she didn't like my previous entry.
"Write something meaningful to you." Well I did.
And now for the boring details of my life. Spring break. I've been here at my mom's house just chilling and watching some TV. Actually I've been watching a lot of TV. She's got cable for Christ's sake! I swear I've watched the roast of Jeff Foxworthy at least three times, and I must say it's still fucking hilarious.
"Ron White has disappointed more fat women than Jenny Craig!" My (insert higher power here), I couldn't stop laughing! I've also been playing a lot of Super Smash Bros. Melee after my cousin beat me. I must say I am developing the skills rather quickly. What I need to get used to is the N64 version, cuz Paulina is the best at that. The problem? I hate the N64. It's okay. I still love her.
Man...
This is one nerdy entry so far
So I ate a pound of red meat the other day and won a kickboxing tournament. Afterwards I walked out still reaking of blood and sweat to my badass pickup, with flames painted on the sides, and the hood a different color than the rest of the truck. Now that's a manly vision. I went at least 20 over the speed limit at all times and when I came home I...
...played Super Smash Bros.
The vacation so far just consists of TV and Paulina, and I must say that I've never been happier.
Now for something completely random. Me and the lady threw a random employee at Subway a party, after we found out he was quitting. We had only met good ol' Matt twice before, but I thought he was a cool guy. He deserved that party. We even made him a badass batman cake. It was awesome. Subway is our official new hangout. Man... I need to work on this life. Well that's just about it folks. Steve out.