Texas Survey, stolen from Dejavudew
1. First of all, where in Texas have you & do you live?
Hurst, Bedford, Arlington, College Station
2. Where's your favorite place to chill in Texas?
...in an air conditioned room? (Brad's right, it's the best)
3. Have you ever been on a boat in Lake Travis?
No. Lake Where?
4. Do you go camping?
I have gone camping (many years ago).
5. Do you use the word "y'all"?
Yes
6. Have you ever owned a truck?
No
7. Have you ever had heat exhaustion?
Hundreds of times.
8. How many "Texas snows" have you witnessed?
On average, one for every year or two since I was 5. (so between 10 and 20?) Unless I don't know what a Texas snow is.
9. Have you ever ice skated outdoors?
No.
10. Have you ever shot a gun?
YES. Shotguns, rifles, semi automatics, revolvers, wheee!
11. Do you prefer the Spurs or the Mavs.
I've pretended to like the Mavs for a girl before.
12. Do you like the city or the country?
I like small cities. I'd rather live in nowhere'sville than where I live right now, but I can't get work out there, so here I am.
13. Have you ever been sprayed by a skunk?
No... but I've known dogs who have?
14. Have you ever run over an armadillo?
Those things sometimes aren't already run over? I figured they were some kind of plant.
15. Have you ever been to a Cowboys game?
NO, way too expensive for something I don't care about.
16. Have you ever been to a Stars or an Icebats game?
Stars game, heck yeah. Every sport should have coordinated fights.
17. What's your favorite Mexican food restaurant?
I don't have a favorite, but I like On The Border, Abuelos, this place over by my church that serves up real cow guts... I mean, you really can't go wrong here.
18. Have you ever drank Shiner beer?
Oh yes, oh yes. And I never regretted it.
19. Have you ever been on a hayride?
Yes.
20. Have you ever ridden a horse?
Yes, but horses don't like me.
21. Were you in 4-H or FFA?
No.
22. Which place in Texas has the best scenery/view?
I'd go somewhere else for the view.
23. Which grocery store do you shop at?
Walmart, but next week I'm going to HONG KONG GROCERY, where the people don't speak much english, but you can get used-to-be-alive catfish and fertilized, pickled duck eggs! :0) And the produce is cheap too, which is what I'm really after. But shock value is good too.
24. Have you ever partied in a barn?
Yes.
25. Have you ever partied in a pasture?
Yes.
26. Do you like keg beer?
Typically, when I've had keg beer, it's been light beer, which I'm not fond of. But if you've got Guinness or Shiner in that keg, I'll be there.
27. Are you Baptist?
Not anymore.
28 Have you ever been swimming in a river or creek?
Yes.
29. How many presidents do you know lived in Texas?
Personally, none, but I have friends who met George HW Bush out at the A&M Recreation Center, where he was running or something.
30. Have you ever been on the Comal River?
No.
31. Is/was your school big?
Elementary I: Class of 60 kids.
Elementary II: Class of 150 kids.
Middle: Class of 30 kids.
High School: Class of 700 kids.
College: Yeah, that was pretty big.
32. How many times have you been to Houston?
A bunch.
34. Have you ever been to a rodeo?
Yes, I have pretended to like rodeos for a girl.
33. Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull?
No, no thanks. I like my spine where it is.
34. Have you ever rode a real bull?
No, no thanks. I like my spine and my internal oragns where they are.
35. Do you own a cowboy hat
YES. And boots, thanks for asking.
Hurst, Bedford, Arlington, College Station
2. Where's your favorite place to chill in Texas?
...in an air conditioned room? (Brad's right, it's the best)
3. Have you ever been on a boat in Lake Travis?
No. Lake Where?
4. Do you go camping?
I have gone camping (many years ago).
5. Do you use the word "y'all"?
Yes
6. Have you ever owned a truck?
No
7. Have you ever had heat exhaustion?
Hundreds of times.
8. How many "Texas snows" have you witnessed?
On average, one for every year or two since I was 5. (so between 10 and 20?) Unless I don't know what a Texas snow is.
9. Have you ever ice skated outdoors?
No.
10. Have you ever shot a gun?
YES. Shotguns, rifles, semi automatics, revolvers, wheee!
11. Do you prefer the Spurs or the Mavs.
I've pretended to like the Mavs for a girl before.
12. Do you like the city or the country?
I like small cities. I'd rather live in nowhere'sville than where I live right now, but I can't get work out there, so here I am.
13. Have you ever been sprayed by a skunk?
No... but I've known dogs who have?
14. Have you ever run over an armadillo?
Those things sometimes aren't already run over? I figured they were some kind of plant.
15. Have you ever been to a Cowboys game?
NO, way too expensive for something I don't care about.
16. Have you ever been to a Stars or an Icebats game?
Stars game, heck yeah. Every sport should have coordinated fights.
17. What's your favorite Mexican food restaurant?
I don't have a favorite, but I like On The Border, Abuelos, this place over by my church that serves up real cow guts... I mean, you really can't go wrong here.
18. Have you ever drank Shiner beer?
Oh yes, oh yes. And I never regretted it.
19. Have you ever been on a hayride?
Yes.
20. Have you ever ridden a horse?
Yes, but horses don't like me.
21. Were you in 4-H or FFA?
No.
22. Which place in Texas has the best scenery/view?
I'd go somewhere else for the view.
23. Which grocery store do you shop at?
Walmart, but next week I'm going to HONG KONG GROCERY, where the people don't speak much english, but you can get used-to-be-alive catfish and fertilized, pickled duck eggs! :0) And the produce is cheap too, which is what I'm really after. But shock value is good too.
24. Have you ever partied in a barn?
Yes.
25. Have you ever partied in a pasture?
Yes.
26. Do you like keg beer?
Typically, when I've had keg beer, it's been light beer, which I'm not fond of. But if you've got Guinness or Shiner in that keg, I'll be there.
27. Are you Baptist?
Not anymore.
28 Have you ever been swimming in a river or creek?
Yes.
29. How many presidents do you know lived in Texas?
Personally, none, but I have friends who met George HW Bush out at the A&M Recreation Center, where he was running or something.
30. Have you ever been on the Comal River?
No.
31. Is/was your school big?
Elementary I: Class of 60 kids.
Elementary II: Class of 150 kids.
Middle: Class of 30 kids.
High School: Class of 700 kids.
College: Yeah, that was pretty big.
32. How many times have you been to Houston?
A bunch.
34. Have you ever been to a rodeo?
Yes, I have pretended to like rodeos for a girl.
33. Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull?
No, no thanks. I like my spine where it is.
34. Have you ever rode a real bull?
No, no thanks. I like my spine and my internal oragns where they are.
35. Do you own a cowboy hat
YES. And boots, thanks for asking.