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Has anyone heard of sex pass lists? It's when a couple give eachother a list of celebrities that they can sleep with should the opportunity ever occur, even if you're in a happy relationship, and I was reading an old article that said Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie came at the top of said lists.
I think the idea of them is so fucking stupid. If you're so happy with your other half, why would you even want to look elsewhere? Just because they're famous or whatever doesn't mean they're suddenly going to be superhuman or amazing in bed. Here's a tip: Everyone has the same equipment, they're all going to work the same way. And what guy or girl can seriously say that should say, their boyfriend actually happen to meet Angelina Jolie and have sex with her, that they really would be okay with it? Because I don't believe anyone who claims they would be.
Saying that, it made me think, and I drew up my own list because I love being hypocritical, and have no other half to share a list with. I'm a bitter, single woman, and I love it. So who's on your list?
1. James Franco
2. David Archuleta
3. Johnny Depp
4. Prince Harry (A girl can dream!)
5. Orlando Bloom
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I seriously don't know what the hell I'm doing being friends with David. I mean he's a nice guy when he's not screwing Lucy around, and he is funny and cool to be around. But he's still Lucy's ex, the guy who broke her heart. And he says we should forget about that or we'll never be friends, and I suppose he's right. I just need to take the stick out of my ass and get over it. We've made plans to hang out again, so I guess we'll see how it goes.
Speaking of getting over it, me and Mitchel are okay again. If okay means a little awkward, and hanging out together and making sure neither of us mention the kiss, then that's fine. I know he made the anonymous the other week about missing my chance. There's no-one else who would've made it so I guess, whatever. Nothing more to be said about it. It's dealt with, move on, whatever.
I think the idea of them is so fucking stupid. If you're so happy with your other half, why would you even want to look elsewhere? Just because they're famous or whatever doesn't mean they're suddenly going to be superhuman or amazing in bed. Here's a tip: Everyone has the same equipment, they're all going to work the same way. And what guy or girl can seriously say that should say, their boyfriend actually happen to meet Angelina Jolie and have sex with her, that they really would be okay with it? Because I don't believe anyone who claims they would be.
Saying that, it made me think, and I drew up my own list because I love being hypocritical, and have no other half to share a list with. I'm a bitter, single woman, and I love it. So who's on your list?
1. James Franco
2. David Archuleta
3. Johnny Depp
4. Prince Harry (A girl can dream!)
5. Orlando Bloom
Private
I seriously don't know what the hell I'm doing being friends with David. I mean he's a nice guy when he's not screwing Lucy around, and he is funny and cool to be around. But he's still Lucy's ex, the guy who broke her heart. And he says we should forget about that or we'll never be friends, and I suppose he's right. I just need to take the stick out of my ass and get over it. We've made plans to hang out again, so I guess we'll see how it goes.
Speaking of getting over it, me and Mitchel are okay again. If okay means a little awkward, and hanging out together and making sure neither of us mention the kiss, then that's fine. I know he made the anonymous the other week about missing my chance. There's no-one else who would've made it so I guess, whatever. Nothing more to be said about it. It's dealt with, move on, whatever.