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HAH! How do you like that one!? Suck it...
...somebody!
...Ow. Ow. Ow. My head is killing me. What was I, hit by a truck? Or possibly a train? Or... some kind of train-truck, or something?
Huh... Well, this is weird. How the hell did I get here? This is all your fault... someone! Arrrgh! I don't even remember who I'm supposed to blame for this! I mean, I can't have done this to myself, right?
Crap, I can't remember a thing! Why am I wearing armor? Am I in the military or something? Oh, no! That's horrible! All that danger and fighting- all those rules and procedures- all those, those, promotions and medals...
...On second thought...