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[thetankisalie]

[public]

I'm taking the day off work.

Cyborg problems.

You know how it is.

Or not, I guess.

Anyway. They're bad. So don't come see me. I'm fine, of course, obviously, I just don't want to freak any of you out. That's all.

[private, so hackable it hurts]

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[sobs and punches the mirror]

Comments

[semper_fi_bitch]

"Cyborg problems," huh?

[thetankisalie]

Yes.

Being lonely is a cyborg problem.

[semper_fi_bitch]

Oh, I'm sure it is. What the matter, did your girlfriend dump you?

[thetankisalie]

No!

I mean!

Shut up!

We were just friends!

[semper_fi_bitch]

Yeah, I bet that's exactly what she said to you when you started getting to clingy, huh? I bet that was awkward.

[thetankisalie]

[shoots Grif]

[semper_fi_bitch]

Agh! What the fuck, man?

[thetankisalie]

Stop making fun of me in my hour of need, cockbite! What kind of shitty friend are you?

[semper_fi_bitch]

Come on, man, so a chick dumped you. It's not like it's the end of the world.

[thetankisalie]

She didn't dump me, asshole. She disappeared.

[semper_fi_bitch]

Oh, well, you could've said that earlier.

[thetankisalie]

GO AWAY, GRIF.

[semper_fi_bitch]

What happened to your "hour of need"?

[thetankisalie]

The last thing I "need" is you hanging around here being a dick!

[semper_fi_bitch]

Fine, whatever. Have fun with that curse you'll get when you inevitably break your bathroom mirror. I'll be looking forward to it.