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[thetankisalie]

I just want to let everyone know: one of the people who disappeared recently was Mayor Ari's secretary. I know you're all as shaken and disturbed by the disappearances as I am, and I think it's terrible that we lost such an important young authority figure, so I thought it best to honor what'sisname's memory by taking his job.

That's right! I am now

Comments

[semper_fi_bitch]

Dude, are you kidding? Why would I ever want you to sleep through April Fool's? I had plans, man.

[thetankisalie]

Because I'd be vulnerable, dumbass. Not that I talk in my sleep or anything.

[semper_fi_bitch]

Please, half the fun is from your stupid reactions. Besides, you talking in your sleep got boring, like, 3 days into the sticky thing.

[thetankisalie]

Whatever.

...this is weird. Why is that every time I look at you, I'm getting slightly more grossed out than usual? What happened yesterday?

[semper_fi_bitch]

Uh, we were asleep? Try to keep up, man.