Operation: Earn Their Love
Hey! So, it's really cold. Or so I'm told. I wouldn't know, being a cyborg. Which, incidentally, makes me perfect for all of your cold-winter-related tasks!
Are you stuck inside by the cold? Need your driveway shoveled? Did you freeze yourself in a block of ice like that dumbass in the red hat? Well, I can take care of that for you! And I ask for nothing in return. Your happiness and undying love for me is enough. Just give me a call! Seriously! Please?
Except you, Grif.
[filtered to Nobuko; hackable to Grif. You know you want to.]
Hey! So, uh, I hope you had fun at the onsen thing. I know it was kind of sudden, but I had a good time, anyway. Have you been okay? With the, the cold, and the... killings, and the... uh...