pickup lines

[thetaken08]

 If they had a new sandwhich at McDonalds, and they named it after you, it would be called a McGorgeous.
 Do you have a bandaid? Because I scraped my knee when I fell for you.
 Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.
 You make me melt like a hot-fudge sundae.
 I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can still make your bedrock.
 Was your father an alien? Cause hunnie, on planer Earth, theres nothing else like you.
 Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I think ive just got lost at sea.
 Your so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
 Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
 What does it feel like to be the most beautifull girl in this room?
 Do you believe in the here-after? Then I guess you know what im here after…
 Are your legs tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day…
 There must be something wrong with my eyes…I cant seem to get them off of you.
 You better have your license because you are driving me crazy…
 I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
 Damn, if being sexy was a crime, youd be guilty as charged.
 If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
 Hi, im Mr.Right, someone said you were looking for me?
 Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again??
 Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
 Is there and airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
 Your name must be VISA, cuz your everwhere I want to be.
 You be my DairyQueen ill be your BurgerKing, your treat me right and ill do it your way.
 Do you want to see something swell?
 Do you work for UPS? Because I could swear you were just checking out my package..
 If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
 If you think chewbacca is hairy, wait till I show you my wookie.
 Is your name summer? Because I could swear your hot as hell.
 The word of the day is legs, so lets go back to my place and spread the word.
 You’ve been a bad boy/girl. Now, GO TO MY ROOM!
 You must play the trumpet, cuz you sure do make me horney.
 Your legs must be pretty tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
 You must be a lightswitch, because everytime I see you you turn me on.
 Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
 Your clothes look good on you but I can think of something that would look even better on you, me.
 Your body is a temple..and id like to have that service every day.
 Milk does a body good but damn how much did you drink?
 I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
 I lost my number, can I have yours?
 Are you from Tennessee? Because youre the only 10 I see.
 Its not my fault I fell in love, you’re the one that tripped me.
 I cant wait untill tomorro, because you look/get better everyday.
 Your like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast .
 There must be a keg in your pants cuz I want to tap that ass.
 Is that a garden in your pants because I think I just saw a flower bloom.
 Is there a mirror in your pocket, cuz I can see myself in your pants.
 Sex is like pizza, even if its bad, its still pretty good.
 Damn, you with those curves and me with no breaks.
 I wish you were a carousel at wal-mart so I could ride you all day for only a quarter
 I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
 The power company is looking for you, your so electrifying.
 True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one id like to catch and mount back at my place.
 Excuse me, I noticed you noticed me, so I just thought id come over here and give you a notice that I notcied you too.
 Im going to have sex with you tonight nomatter what you do so you may as well be there too.
 Picture this : you, me, bubblebath, and a bottle of champagne.
 Be unique, and different, say yes.
 If you stood infront of the mirror with 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautifull things in the world.
 Most people like to watch the olympics because its only once ever four years, but meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.
 Sex is a killer… wanna die happy?
 The only reason I would kick you off of the bed would be to fuck you on the floor.
 I admit…im kind of a geek by day, but im a hell of a sex machine by night.
 Wow…mmm…you bring a new meaning to the word ‘edible’
 Are you a lumberjack? Because I just got a woody..
 Are you a defibulator? Because you make my heart skip.
 Is your dad a chemist? Because your definitely the bomb?
 Do you know karate? Because your body is kickin’.
 Would you hold it against me if I told you you had a nice body?