I was at The Mitre Pub in Cambridge with my friend Tim Drury and noticed him paging through the apps on his iPhone. One page, two pages, three pages... how many apps have you got in there? When I found out, that was when I went into tourist mode and started taking screenshots. Now Tim is a fellow Doctor Who fan so I expect this kind of obsessive behaviour. After all, a TV show 4 decades old demands quite a lot from its fans. But if you have anywhere NEAR this many apps in your phone and you don't own every episode of the good Doctor, it may be time for some counseling.