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[theswish]

Last night i went to Kate's performance of "the body ballet." Now, imagine eight year olds composed in abstract dance that explained body parts and functions. Now, imagine that my little Kate's role was gas....yes as in farts. so that was HILLARIOUS. (thank god! there was so much drama between her parents before....she asked me if i was getting her ready because i was her friend or because her mom was paying me. sad.) so after that i was forced to watch nine year olds perform Macbeth. First, could they have chosen a darker play? whatever happened to cute little kids MidSummer Night's Dreaming it up? Also, Macbeth had a mouthful of braces and a horrible lisp.

THANK GOD ITS THE WEEKEND!!!!!!!