The year is 2014 and Canada is a barron wasteland...

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Empty shells of buildings litter the burning hellscape. The charred remains of the grand citys citizens choke the empty streets. The mutated beasts now roam the land hungry only for the satisfying taste of human flesh. The elk and moose fused together to create a horrible beast known as the moolk. Moolks feed on survivors. Ones that reach the surface dont normally last long. The beasts started to migrate south destroying small american towns. This prompted the governments of The United Northern Industrial States of America to band together to build the Great wall of Canada. On the wall was placed thousands of gun emplacements to kill anything that moved within ten miles of the border. What the Americans didnt expect was that the humans still alive there would adapt. The mutant armies gathered in Alberta and began there assult of the forces of the non-mutated. The elvish archers of rivendale came to stem the tide. But it was to no avail. nothing it would seem could stop the mutated freaks from advanceing. That was until President Lincoln II (the clone) authorized the use of five more hydrogen bombs. The horde was destroyed. With the casualties of the war close to 5 billion deaths the world could at last live in peace. Never forgeting that horrible tuesday when due to some confusion involving a satillite and a pengiun, the world accidentally blew up Canada.

Fact or fiction ? At the end of the program we'll tell you if this story is true. Are we telling the truth? Or are we dropping a atom bomb of lies? Im Lee Nilsson.