So
Ray Tanner, my landlord, came out with the best one liner of the day yesterday.
The news said that the public opinion poll said that nobody cared if the new tory leader was taking cocaine.
Ray Tanner, (who usually at this point would mention the unsuitability of tomatoes in the diet of someone of a common blood group) said:
"I took cocaine in number 11 downing street."
Ian came second, when we were watching the turner prize and the nominee, standing next to a shed, said:
"well I dismantled the shed and built a boat, then I dismantled the boat and built a shed, so it's a sort of palindrome."
Ian said:
"It's a shed."
Then later a weatherman said that a cold front was flirting with northern ireland. That's the bronze.
The news said that the public opinion poll said that nobody cared if the new tory leader was taking cocaine.
Ray Tanner, (who usually at this point would mention the unsuitability of tomatoes in the diet of someone of a common blood group) said:
"I took cocaine in number 11 downing street."
Ian came second, when we were watching the turner prize and the nominee, standing next to a shed, said:
"well I dismantled the shed and built a boat, then I dismantled the boat and built a shed, so it's a sort of palindrome."
Ian said:
"It's a shed."
Then later a weatherman said that a cold front was flirting with northern ireland. That's the bronze.