Oh, compulsive liars
Yesterday a boy from high school randomly called me up.
Halfway through our meaningless conversation he went,"Excuse me. I need to be a smartass for a second. HEY. HEY, JOHN. I'M TALKING TO ANOTHER GIRL. THIS IS THE THIRTIETH TODAY."
It is another testament to my amazing abilities that I can tap dance on a diving board during a rainstorm and not fall into the swimming pool.
HELL YEAH
Right. Going to walk a long distance in the wind and rain and a sheer floral petticoat until I reach somewhere.
♥
Halfway through our meaningless conversation he went,"Excuse me. I need to be a smartass for a second. HEY. HEY, JOHN. I'M TALKING TO ANOTHER GIRL. THIS IS THE THIRTIETH TODAY."
It is another testament to my amazing abilities that I can tap dance on a diving board during a rainstorm and not fall into the swimming pool.
HELL YEAH
Right. Going to walk a long distance in the wind and rain and a sheer floral petticoat until I reach somewhere.
♥