AN OBLIGATORY POST ABOUT MY DAY, LET ME GIVE IT TO YOU
Gus: Why? There's nothing special about riding the bus. It's actually boring.
anacrotic: I THINK IT'S EXCITING!
Gus: How so?
...
anacrotic: But you get to do what you WANT to do. And someone else drives. And there are no seatbelts.
Gus: But still. You sit (or stand) until the bus reaches your stop.
anacrotic: But that's full of so many possibilities.
Gus: What possibilities?
anacrotic: What the fuck, I'm not doing your work for you.
Ladies and gentlemen, I am proud to report that today I survived:
1. Getting off at the wrong bus station.
2. Wandering around for two hours in a bad area of town.
a. jaywalking across a street while dragging my sister's bike along.
b. picking pieces out of the bike lock with a safety pin after the key broke in half when I tried to unlock it.
3. Having someone who was homeless or damn close to it walk me to where I was actually supposed to be.
4. Getting on the right bus.
5. Getting on the wrong bus.
6. Getting on the right bus again.
7. Biking halfway home in 100+ weather with no water until I finally broke down and called the parentals to come fetch me.
GOAL OF MAKING IT HOME ALIVE: ACCOMPLISHED
TOTAL TIME: 9 AM-2 PM
WHAT THE FUCK WAS I DOING?: I HAVE NO CLUE
anacrotic: I THINK IT'S EXCITING!
Gus: How so?
...
anacrotic: But you get to do what you WANT to do. And someone else drives. And there are no seatbelts.
Gus: But still. You sit (or stand) until the bus reaches your stop.
anacrotic: But that's full of so many possibilities.
Gus: What possibilities?
anacrotic: What the fuck, I'm not doing your work for you.
Ladies and gentlemen, I am proud to report that today I survived:
1. Getting off at the wrong bus station.
2. Wandering around for two hours in a bad area of town.
a. jaywalking across a street while dragging my sister's bike along.
b. picking pieces out of the bike lock with a safety pin after the key broke in half when I tried to unlock it.
3. Having someone who was homeless or damn close to it walk me to where I was actually supposed to be.
4. Getting on the right bus.
5. Getting on the wrong bus.
6. Getting on the right bus again.
7. Biking halfway home in 100+ weather with no water until I finally broke down and called the parentals to come fetch me.
GOAL OF MAKING IT HOME ALIVE: ACCOMPLISHED
TOTAL TIME: 9 AM-2 PM
WHAT THE FUCK WAS I DOING?: I HAVE NO CLUE