Its time I update.
I haven't done this in like forever. Not that I'm not trying to, its just that the wireless connection in my room sucks. So I'm here on the old computer.
I'll just start mentioning things I've been wanting to put on here if I can remember them.
1. There is this man I ran into at my work. I was taking coffee to his room. He took awhile to open his door, which means he has his pants off and is masturbating to porn. I hear him buckle his pants right before he answers the door with his shirt off, and cigarette in hand. I can see a big scar down the center of his chest were they must've made an incision to preform bypass surgery. I gave him his coffee. Its like he was trying to give himself another heart attack in our room.
2. I felt really bad for this one Japanese chick at my work. I drove her to a lawyer's office, she said she was in town for a fight. After picking her up from the lawyer's, she confessed to me everything. I think its funny how people will open up to me about anything in the shuttle. She told me that her husband took off to El Paso for some business meeting with their daughter. After a week, she called to ask when they were coming back, the husband said he didn't know. Two weeks later, she found out that her husband had filed for sepration, and custody of her 2 year old child. She told me that she doesn't care to see her husband again, but she doesn't want to live without her child. The lawyer also told her that there might not be much she could do, as there is problems with overseas cases like this. My heart went out to her. Later on as I was driving her around trying to comfort her as best I could, she asked me if I like karoke. She said it'd be cool if she could go hang out with me like at a bar. The proposal didn't sound to bad, but she wasn't that hot, and she must've been 30 or close. That and it was difficult to understand her to a degree.
3. Ih8freakinnames: I had this crazy dream where me and everybody else, was trying to steal shit from Oscar De La Hoya
Ih8freakinnames: he had like a crazy limo, made out Ford SuperDutys, with 3 cabins with 3 rows
Ih8freakinnames: it was weird
Ih8freakinnames: but like all of the gang was there
4. Val thought that I knew how to freebase chicken broth, hilarious.
5. John threw up outside of my house after drinking and smoking on his birthday this past Tuesday. He passed out in a funny position and Albert took pictures.
6. Me and Albert Ate green eggs (no ham) at Whataburger, they were returned.
7. My manager scheduled me to work everyday she's not working. My schedule returns to normal this week, because she's out of town on vacation.
8. Hearing the gay dudes at work trying to use their straight voices is hilarious. Some sound real straight and others like they're trying to hard.
Today, I hung out with Michelle for the last time till she comes back...whenever that is. She picked me up, we went to Chico's, and then to Target. It was fun, we found out she's small enough to fit on pillows underneath a rack in the pillow isle. By the way, they got those memory cell foam pillow for like $20. They had these cool lightweight jackets I like, but they say shit like: Ireland, England, London. I don't know, maybe I'll buy one. Maybe I'll get to see her one more time before she goes.
Last night I got kicked out of K Bar. Like I went in and the guy told me I couldn't wear my cap. So I was in there, and I asked the waitress to beer me. She gets me my beer and I give her my money. As she's coming through the crowd, I prepare myself, by putting the cap barely even on my head, a beer in one hand, and waiting to accept money in the other. Then the bouncer spots me, tells me he warned me, takes my beer, and won't even let me collect my money. Fucking bastard.
I've been told that putting a few drops of Visine in someones drink, is enough to give them explosive diarheea for 3 hours. I want to buy him a drink of that.
I want to see the Transporter 2. It comes out on the Second.
School starts Monday.
Tomorrow I'm going with Claudette to Music Under the Stars.
I'll just start mentioning things I've been wanting to put on here if I can remember them.
1. There is this man I ran into at my work. I was taking coffee to his room. He took awhile to open his door, which means he has his pants off and is masturbating to porn. I hear him buckle his pants right before he answers the door with his shirt off, and cigarette in hand. I can see a big scar down the center of his chest were they must've made an incision to preform bypass surgery. I gave him his coffee. Its like he was trying to give himself another heart attack in our room.
2. I felt really bad for this one Japanese chick at my work. I drove her to a lawyer's office, she said she was in town for a fight. After picking her up from the lawyer's, she confessed to me everything. I think its funny how people will open up to me about anything in the shuttle. She told me that her husband took off to El Paso for some business meeting with their daughter. After a week, she called to ask when they were coming back, the husband said he didn't know. Two weeks later, she found out that her husband had filed for sepration, and custody of her 2 year old child. She told me that she doesn't care to see her husband again, but she doesn't want to live without her child. The lawyer also told her that there might not be much she could do, as there is problems with overseas cases like this. My heart went out to her. Later on as I was driving her around trying to comfort her as best I could, she asked me if I like karoke. She said it'd be cool if she could go hang out with me like at a bar. The proposal didn't sound to bad, but she wasn't that hot, and she must've been 30 or close. That and it was difficult to understand her to a degree.
3. Ih8freakinnames: I had this crazy dream where me and everybody else, was trying to steal shit from Oscar De La Hoya
Ih8freakinnames: he had like a crazy limo, made out Ford SuperDutys, with 3 cabins with 3 rows
Ih8freakinnames: it was weird
Ih8freakinnames: but like all of the gang was there
4. Val thought that I knew how to freebase chicken broth, hilarious.
5. John threw up outside of my house after drinking and smoking on his birthday this past Tuesday. He passed out in a funny position and Albert took pictures.
6. Me and Albert Ate green eggs (no ham) at Whataburger, they were returned.
7. My manager scheduled me to work everyday she's not working. My schedule returns to normal this week, because she's out of town on vacation.
8. Hearing the gay dudes at work trying to use their straight voices is hilarious. Some sound real straight and others like they're trying to hard.
Today, I hung out with Michelle for the last time till she comes back...whenever that is. She picked me up, we went to Chico's, and then to Target. It was fun, we found out she's small enough to fit on pillows underneath a rack in the pillow isle. By the way, they got those memory cell foam pillow for like $20. They had these cool lightweight jackets I like, but they say shit like: Ireland, England, London. I don't know, maybe I'll buy one. Maybe I'll get to see her one more time before she goes.
Last night I got kicked out of K Bar. Like I went in and the guy told me I couldn't wear my cap. So I was in there, and I asked the waitress to beer me. She gets me my beer and I give her my money. As she's coming through the crowd, I prepare myself, by putting the cap barely even on my head, a beer in one hand, and waiting to accept money in the other. Then the bouncer spots me, tells me he warned me, takes my beer, and won't even let me collect my money. Fucking bastard.
I've been told that putting a few drops of Visine in someones drink, is enough to give them explosive diarheea for 3 hours. I want to buy him a drink of that.
I want to see the Transporter 2. It comes out on the Second.
School starts Monday.
Tomorrow I'm going with Claudette to Music Under the Stars.