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Things that do not put me in the holiday spirit. (to be added to if need be)
1) seeing someone who works in the supermarket wearing a christmas hat, and looking like his dog died. buddy, if you are going to go festive, at least smile at some point. i know you work in a supermarket but still....
2) RUDE. customers that make me collapse inside while dealing with me at the registers at EMS. its not my fault we didn't have the right size box for you, i know how to tape a gift receipt to a box without your commentary on how much tape to use, no we do not do gift wrapping even though i will put your crap in a box for you anyway so you don't lash out on me, shopping at our store is NOT a travesty and not having a box does not mean that you shouldn't shop at our stores anymore or that you need to wonder why you shop at our store when you are spending $400 dollars here. AND if you say please, i would be glad to do help you out. don't just mumble it in a pissy tone, it won't make me want to do anything. also, we cannot guarantee that our other stores have what you are looking for. nor can we order things specially for you and guarantee it will be here by christmas. WE DO NOT SELL BLACK UGG BOOTS. tapping on the counter will not make the computer go faster. if it says WEB ONLY SPECIAL it means WEB ONLY SPECIAL. no, that shirt is not on the sale rack, did you see a big red sign saying it was on sale? no then stop asking me if you can get a discount because a sweater is 40+ dollars. sorry if you have been all over town looking for something, we don't have it i am not a miracle worker. don't put me in between an argument between you and your teenage daughter about what jacket looks better; i don't know you therefore i cannot choose a side and i really don't want to.
3)the ban of saying HO HO HO for mall santas. oh yes this is true. mall santas are not allowed to say HO HO HO anymore. they can either say HI HI HI or HA HA HA. the politicly correct war on christmas is bullshit. if santa said HA HA HA to me after i told him i wanted a train set, i would think he would be saying "fat chance kid". not cool.
1) seeing someone who works in the supermarket wearing a christmas hat, and looking like his dog died. buddy, if you are going to go festive, at least smile at some point. i know you work in a supermarket but still....
2) RUDE. customers that make me collapse inside while dealing with me at the registers at EMS. its not my fault we didn't have the right size box for you, i know how to tape a gift receipt to a box without your commentary on how much tape to use, no we do not do gift wrapping even though i will put your crap in a box for you anyway so you don't lash out on me, shopping at our store is NOT a travesty and not having a box does not mean that you shouldn't shop at our stores anymore or that you need to wonder why you shop at our store when you are spending $400 dollars here. AND if you say please, i would be glad to do help you out. don't just mumble it in a pissy tone, it won't make me want to do anything. also, we cannot guarantee that our other stores have what you are looking for. nor can we order things specially for you and guarantee it will be here by christmas. WE DO NOT SELL BLACK UGG BOOTS. tapping on the counter will not make the computer go faster. if it says WEB ONLY SPECIAL it means WEB ONLY SPECIAL. no, that shirt is not on the sale rack, did you see a big red sign saying it was on sale? no then stop asking me if you can get a discount because a sweater is 40+ dollars. sorry if you have been all over town looking for something, we don't have it i am not a miracle worker. don't put me in between an argument between you and your teenage daughter about what jacket looks better; i don't know you therefore i cannot choose a side and i really don't want to.
3)the ban of saying HO HO HO for mall santas. oh yes this is true. mall santas are not allowed to say HO HO HO anymore. they can either say HI HI HI or HA HA HA. the politicly correct war on christmas is bullshit. if santa said HA HA HA to me after i told him i wanted a train set, i would think he would be saying "fat chance kid". not cool.