you don't need to fight, fuck, or touch, to know that there are innocent people out there somewhere

[thestoryistold]

beer before liquor, never a good idea

i was driving into oncoming traffic blacked out, when a cop deamed it neccesary to pull me over.

my left front tire was gone.

i blew a .14, not a .08... so i'm told.

5 tickets. not 1 or 2 or 3 or 4... 5 tickets.

thatll do it.

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[lifeofsomekind]

what. the. fuck.