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Jul 04, 2004 12:06

Hello folks. Maggie Ryan here, reporting for News 12 all about our beloved Kate Drake the Great. Yes, folks, she is here, sitting beside me, fixing her bra straps. And my mother is attacking me. She rubbed chocolate in my face before, I have a nice mother, don't I? Just kidding...I love her dearly, and she's driving all over Long Island taking me to parties and picking up Kate.

Now getting back to the Fin. She spent an exciting evening at the house of Ryans. She experienced my dancing and bad music, and my messy room. And also my complaining about boys, cuz I'm silly like that.

And then she ate my three year old red hots.

Kinda nasty if you ask me?

She also had the wonderful event of going to church take place. She experienced my wonderful voice lectoring.

And then bought doughnuts, and refused to tell me that the lady behind the counter MISCALCULATED AND DIDN'T GIVE US ENOUGH. She decided to tell me that she knew this AFTER we got home, and realised it. BAD KATE.

Ugh.

And now she's swinging her camera, and going to break it, and I just gave it to her, and now I might just be forced to take it back.

Well that's it. Back to the newsdesk, for the rest of this evenings events.

Happy Fourth everyone.
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