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[thestickywicket]

Dear Flist,

I hope you had a lovely, safe, healthy holiday season with your families.

Love,
Macha

Dear Work,

I'm bored with you today. Stop being so quiet and unpopulated. Have a party or something.

Yours for two more hours,
the contractor in the cubicle

Dear George W. Bush,

Seriously, dude, do you need some sort of smack upside your head? NO MORE TROOPS. END THE F'ING WAR. WTF?

The voters said it. Your daddy said it. The ISG said it. The Iraqis said it. The Generals suggested it. The troops are saying it. WHAT F'ING MORE DO YOU NEED?

Frustratedly,
One of Your Many Bosses

Dear Sickness That Wouldn't Die,

DIE DIE DIE.

::cough::

Cordially,
Your Host

Dear Red Sox,

Don't trade Manny. Also? Don't trade good young players for a closer. Seriously.

Willing to Squirm Through the Ninth,
A Fan

Dear Weather,

Please stop with the grey and the rainy. I would prefer snow. Seriously.

This isn't Seattle.

Damply,
Macha

Dear Patriots,

Yay! Go, Patriots!

Also? Please stop Tom Brady from "rushing" so much and getting clobbered.

kthxbye,
someone who doesn't understand much about football

Dear LJ,

I hate this new entry form.

Crankily,
A User

Dear Macha,

Please do remember to post the picture of the sweater you knit for your sister when you get home later.

Helpfully,
Macha