Bill Clinton is teh ghey -- logic lessons with Ann Coulter
Gacked from wonkette, by way of ldemosthenes. Too f'ing hilarious not to pass along.
Apparently, those guys that like to sleep around, those manwhores? They're not actually skirt-chasers, they're gay and apparently just don't know it.
The, er, moneyquote? ;)
COULTER: No. I think anyone with that level of promiscuity where, you know, you -- I mean, he didn't know Monica's name until their sixth sexual encounter. There is something that is -- that is of the bathhouse about that.
::blink::
Also? Wow, I like her use of "Monica" there, like they're BFF and she's just sticking up for her poor, dicked-over (heh) sister-in-arms by calling out that heartless gay cad. Just... wow.
DEUTSCH: Before we're off the air, you were talking about Bill Clinton. Is there anything you want to say about Clinton? No?
COULTER: No.
DEUTSCH: OK. All right. Did you find him attractive? Was that what it was?
COULTER: No!
DEUTSCH: You don't find him attractive? [randomness I've never understood the "girls like Clinton 'cause he's hot!" argument; it pissed me off when I was a 17-year-old unable to vote, and it pisses me off now. /randomness]
COULTER: No. OK, fine, I'll say it on air. [Note: she was apparently talking about Clinton being gay off the air, and wasn't going to test her airtight logic on air until Deutsch was like, 'seriously, whaaaa...?']
DEUTSCH: Most women find him attractive.
COULTER: No.
DEUTSCH: OK, say it on air.
COULTER: I think that sort of rampant promiscuity does show some level of latent homosexuality. [Seriously. WTF?]
DEUTSCH: OK, I think you need to say that again. That Bill Clinton, you think on some level, has - is a latent homosexual, is that what youre saying?
COULTER: Yeah. I mean, not sort of just completely anonymous -- I don't know if you read the Starr report, the rest of us were glued to it, I have many passages memorized. [Seriously? She memorized the Starr Report!? Good God, maybe she should go have some sex and explore her latent lesbianism. WTF?] No, there was more plot and dialogue in a porno movie.
... [digression]...
DEUTSCH: I'm not paying any attention. I'm still stuck on Bill Clinton. Don't -- now, isn't that an example of mean-spirted? Isn't that just a mean-spirited low blow? No pun intended.
COULTER: No. Which part of what I said?
DEUTSCH: I think this…
COULTER: Well, you can read High Crimes and Misdemeanors if he wants some low blows. [.... am I crazy or did she just admit her book is a bunch of baseless, accusatory crap?]
DEUTSCH: OK. No, no. Here's a -- here's a president of the United States…
COULTER: There's merely a comment.
DEUTSCH:--a former president of the United States, and just saying, 'You know what? I think he has latent homosexual tendencies.'
COULTER: No. I think anyone with that level of promiscuity where, you know, you -- I mean, he didn't know Monica's name until their sixth sexual encounter. There is something that is -- that is of the bathhouse about that.
DEUTSCH: But what is the homosexual -- that's -- you could say somebody who maybe doesn't celebrate women the way he should or just is that he's a hound dog?
COULTER: No. It's just random, is this obsession with his…
DEUTSCH: But where's the -- but where's the homosexual part of that? I'm -- once again, I'm speechless here.
COULTER: It's reminiscent of a bathhouse. It's just this obsession with your own -- with your own essence. [Okay, now I'm totally skeeved out by her. She's INSANE. Although I'm not sure why a whackjob rightwinger equating dirty, dirty sex with BAD (in their opinion) surprises me. Freaks.]
DEUTSCH: But why is that homosexual? You could say narcissistic.
COULTER: Right.
DEUTSCH: You could say nymphomaniac.
COULTER: Well, there is something narcissistic about homosexuality. Right? Because you're in love with someone who looks like you. [::blink:: Seriously!? That makes so little sense, I can't even.... ::sputter::] I'm not breaking new territory here, why are you looking at me like that?
Apparently, those guys that like to sleep around, those manwhores? They're not actually skirt-chasers, they're gay and apparently just don't know it.
The, er, moneyquote? ;)
COULTER: No. I think anyone with that level of promiscuity where, you know, you -- I mean, he didn't know Monica's name until their sixth sexual encounter. There is something that is -- that is of the bathhouse about that.
::blink::
Also? Wow, I like her use of "Monica" there, like they're BFF and she's just sticking up for her poor, dicked-over (heh) sister-in-arms by calling out that heartless gay cad. Just... wow.
DEUTSCH: Before we're off the air, you were talking about Bill Clinton. Is there anything you want to say about Clinton? No?
COULTER: No.
DEUTSCH: OK. All right. Did you find him attractive? Was that what it was?
COULTER: No!
DEUTSCH: You don't find him attractive? [randomness I've never understood the "girls like Clinton 'cause he's hot!" argument; it pissed me off when I was a 17-year-old unable to vote, and it pisses me off now. /randomness]
COULTER: No. OK, fine, I'll say it on air. [Note: she was apparently talking about Clinton being gay off the air, and wasn't going to test her airtight logic on air until Deutsch was like, 'seriously, whaaaa...?']
DEUTSCH: Most women find him attractive.
COULTER: No.
DEUTSCH: OK, say it on air.
COULTER: I think that sort of rampant promiscuity does show some level of latent homosexuality. [Seriously. WTF?]
DEUTSCH: OK, I think you need to say that again. That Bill Clinton, you think on some level, has - is a latent homosexual, is that what youre saying?
COULTER: Yeah. I mean, not sort of just completely anonymous -- I don't know if you read the Starr report, the rest of us were glued to it, I have many passages memorized. [Seriously? She memorized the Starr Report!? Good God, maybe she should go have some sex and explore her latent lesbianism. WTF?] No, there was more plot and dialogue in a porno movie.
... [digression]...
DEUTSCH: I'm not paying any attention. I'm still stuck on Bill Clinton. Don't -- now, isn't that an example of mean-spirted? Isn't that just a mean-spirited low blow? No pun intended.
COULTER: No. Which part of what I said?
DEUTSCH: I think this…
COULTER: Well, you can read High Crimes and Misdemeanors if he wants some low blows. [.... am I crazy or did she just admit her book is a bunch of baseless, accusatory crap?]
DEUTSCH: OK. No, no. Here's a -- here's a president of the United States…
COULTER: There's merely a comment.
DEUTSCH:--a former president of the United States, and just saying, 'You know what? I think he has latent homosexual tendencies.'
COULTER: No. I think anyone with that level of promiscuity where, you know, you -- I mean, he didn't know Monica's name until their sixth sexual encounter. There is something that is -- that is of the bathhouse about that.
DEUTSCH: But what is the homosexual -- that's -- you could say somebody who maybe doesn't celebrate women the way he should or just is that he's a hound dog?
COULTER: No. It's just random, is this obsession with his…
DEUTSCH: But where's the -- but where's the homosexual part of that? I'm -- once again, I'm speechless here.
COULTER: It's reminiscent of a bathhouse. It's just this obsession with your own -- with your own essence. [Okay, now I'm totally skeeved out by her. She's INSANE. Although I'm not sure why a whackjob rightwinger equating dirty, dirty sex with BAD (in their opinion) surprises me. Freaks.]
DEUTSCH: But why is that homosexual? You could say narcissistic.
COULTER: Right.
DEUTSCH: You could say nymphomaniac.
COULTER: Well, there is something narcissistic about homosexuality. Right? Because you're in love with someone who looks like you. [::blink:: Seriously!? That makes so little sense, I can't even.... ::sputter::] I'm not breaking new territory here, why are you looking at me like that?