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[thesteelmedium]

Doctor~ Oh Doctor~

GET YOUR BUTT BACK TO THE APARTMENT RIGHT NOW!!! It's your turn to do the dishes and I'm hungry! Hurry up, chop chop!

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[doctoroutintime]

Oh, do forgive me, Maya. I've just been so distracted. People to help and all that, you know. And the Master was being horribly bothersome. Are you incapable of doing dishes?

[thesteelmedium]

I do them all the time!! It's just a dish, it won't leap out of the sink to murder you.

[doctoroutintime]

Oh, you never know. I'm quite sure I could set up a device to send a dish from the sink and erupt into shards to cut someone. Of course, only a theory.

[thesteelmedium]

Right right, alien technology can do ANYTHING.

Except wash dishes, apparently.

[doctoroutintime]

Oh, I'm quite sure I could do anything I like. That sort of power is incredible, isn't it, Maya? Just think that I did to Gallifrey. If I could do that, well, I could do anything.

[thesteelmedium]

[WELL! That's a little... strange]

I... suppose so. Power to do anything isn't what I would want, though.

Did to Gallifrey??

[doctoroutintime]

Ah, power to do dishes. A bit narrow-minded.

Hm? You mean I've never told you what I did? How billions of people burned because of me? How a planet that balanced the universe no longer exists because of me? I erased it from time, I burned the planet and killed my entire race.

Now that is the sort of power I have.

[thesteelmedium]

[Mun is lazy, so insert multi-tag of epic dotting here]

Wha - ... WHAAAAAAAT?!!

[doctoroutintime]

[smug grinning here =Db]

Oh yes. Burned. Billions of lives, lost in the fire. All the Time Lords were gathered on Gallifrey. Romana gave me the order to do whatever I had to in order to end the war. And when the time came, I killed both sides. I wiped them out completely.

Do you still want those dishes done, Maya?

[thesteelmedium]

Well yes, but I think those dishes are the least of our problems right now. What did he do to you?

[doctoroutintime]

Who? The Master? [snorts softly] As if he were the Master of anything. But yes, this is all his fault. I told you he's being horrible today. He refused to stop fighting with me.

[thesteelmedium]

Fighting how?

[doctoroutintime]

I've been trying to help free people from the digital level of Template. They've been trapped there, Maya. It's bloody awful. But every time I try to, the Master stops me.

[thesteelmedium]

Trapped?! Are... Are you trapped?

[doctoroutintime]

As a matter of fact, I'm having trouble leaving the digital level. I think, however, that tomorrow I will be able to fully return. It would be sooner if some people were more supportive.

[thesteelmedium]

... How about the Master?