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[thesteelmedium]

[flaps right arm up and down. Pause. Flaps left arm up and down.]

It doesn't even have finger holes... ! How am I supposed to eat?!

And why couldn't I be something cool?!

[[ooc: Maya's in a bulky bear costume, and will be wobbling around stiffly as if she's a kid in a snowsuit until she gets used to this (here's a quick doodle)]]

Comments

[vi952]

Your problem seems worse than my own. I can at least still eat, even if these plastic fangs keep getting in the way of chewing.

[thesteelmedium]

Nothing appeared in my mouth. My hands are all covered up. I have to eat like someone that only has a palm and no fingers!! .... OH GOD HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO OPEN DOORS?!?!

[vi952]

Use your head.

[thesteelmedium]

My head can't grab onto things! [confused]

[vi952]

The point is to open the door with force. You could kick it down too, but it would work better with your head.

[thesteelmedium]

Except I'm smart enough to know that running into a door full force, which is more likely to work, rarely produces the wanted affect if the door is in perfect working order.

[vi952]

So it does have a brain. Interesting.

[thesteelmedium]

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!!

[vi952]

I would say that it was a compliment.

[thesteelmedium]

In that case, you have very nice elf ears!!

[vi952]

... [Simply pats Maya on the head. Lulz he's taller than you, Maya.]

[thesteelmedium]

[Pout! And glare! Damn you Wei, damn youuuu]