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[thestarryone]

Right. Metis and I are setting up a hedge fund. Employment in said hedge fund will be given to anyone who requires it. Prior knowledge of finance is not required. Assuredly we will be understanding if Cronus keeps you from performing your job adequately

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[thebesttitan]

I'm bored so. I volunteer.

[thestarryone]

If you're bored, you should stop by here. Your son has taken to painting the walls in neon stripes, and clearly needs extra activities to keep him distracted.

[Filter: Pallas]
But I'm pleased that you're volunteering; there may be a side-job or two where your physical prowess will come in very useful.

[thebesttitan]

...Have you tried telling Z no? And I'll work on it.

[Filter: A]

Basically meaning that you're too lazy to train like I've been trying to get you to do for the past forever.

[seepassion]

He doesn't tell me no because he fucking loves me.

And I'm adorable.

[thebesttitan]

You are adorable.

Meaning I wasn't even considering tryin to stop you.

[thestarryone]

I would if it existed in his vocabulary.

[Filter: P]
Yep.

[thebesttitan]

There's a reason it doesn't. He makes some of the best puppy eyes in the world.

[Filter: A]

That's all you haveta say.

/has a paid account starting now :D

[thestarryone]

I am unaffected by puppy eyes.

[Filter: P]
There is a corrupt financer who has been siphoning the life savings of some elderly retirees, including one of my old colleagues's mother. We are hoping to extract some of these funds without bringing attention to ourselves. I reckon you could be the arms and legs of the operation while I am the brains. So to speak.

Go join the new game bb

[thebesttitan]

I doubt that.

[Filter: A]
Ah. Can and will do.

Though I do have some brains, jerk. :p