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[doomhoops]

Characters: Alex Summers and Tony Stark [Closed]
Location: Stark Industries
Planet: Coruscant
When: January 5th
What: Possibly breaking things, but mostly asking Tony to make Alex a chestblaster.
Rating: PG?

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[tonywankenobi]

[ Tony would be completely scandalized at the thought of someone seeing his lab in the nude. Almost as if he were being caught without his clothes on but he's never minded much when people see him in his underwear and can't be bothered to worry about people seeing his workshop so, with a slight upward glance from his current project, he addresses the source of the obvious break-in. (He knew it would happen eventually considering the stupidly huge amount of toddlers with tiara-like powers he suddenly has found himself having an eternal slumber party with on another planet. WHY IS THIS HIS LIFE?!)

Though, of course, it didn't stop him from at least hoping that the intruder was a hot girl wanting a demonstration of how he gets the Iron Man suit off. Imagine his disappointment, Alex. ]

You're probably used to a more hands-on display but, unfortunately for you, this is not the Children's Museum and unfortunately for me, things break. [ There is a slight pause. ]Where are your chaperones? Because your little superhero playgroup is

[doomhoops]

[ Well shit, so much for the hope no one sees you breaking and entering and vandalizing their shit dream, but luckily enough, mom and dad are mentioned and here's hoping it gets billed to them instead. Or to Erik, at least. Yeah. That would be good. If anyone asks, his last name is Lehnsherr and he is legally a minor, so please direct all legal suits to the responsible guardian.

Anyway, he would have apologized to fucking things up if Tony hadn't have been a buttface, so have abrasive, bristly Alex instead. ]

Nah, Children's Museums don't have the creepy guy with bad facial hair lurking around. [ Picking up a random bit of technology to toss idly from hand to hand, just to be a prick. ]

Chaperones moved out. [ To go have awkward play-wrestling time in an apartment far far away. ]

[tonywankenobi]

[ He's going to have to up the security. Or actually turn it on.

Tony recognizes you, Alex. Vaguely. So vaguely, in fact, that he really doesn't recognize you at all save for a moment of déjà vu and knowing that you come with at least thirty other of you that Erik and Chaz have collected up. So the fact that you're withholding your apology only makes you look like the butt.

Especially if you're going to insult his awesome beard and play with his personal things. ]

That's a problem because if they're going to leave all their kids in the house with no one to watch them or change their diapers, they're going to do things like wander into my personal area. Don't I have a sign or something? I swear I have a sign. I distinctly remember making a sign of the DO NOT ENTER variety.

[ His eyes follow as Alex just doucheily tosses his OBVIOUSLY VERY IMPORTANT piece of random crap. Silently willing him to put it down and then sanitize his hands.

And then leave.

No avail. ]Are you done? Because if you'd like a ball, I can get you

[doomhoops]

huuurggghh, sorry for the lateness /)_(\

[ Yeah, good luck keep curious X-kids out of a place they want to be, Tony.

There was totally a sign. Alex even saw it before meandering his way on in. He just ignored it. As he will any other number of signs you post up. ]

Go phone mom and dad to tattle on us if it's a problem. We take care fine on our own. [ Except for when we break in to privately owned labs and break shit. But apparently your telepathic influence powers are on the up side today, because he at least stops tossed the thing, pausing to turn it around in his hands and inspect it, like he's going to have any kind of clue what the hell it's supposed to be, even if the technology was from his age. The only response he gets for his ball comment is a snort, but otherwise, pretty much ignored. The junk lying around reminds him a lot of the knick knacks and crap Hank would always tinker with. ]

What is all this shit anyway? Weapons or something?