She stole a madman once.... that was fun too!

[sexiestbox]

Characters: 
Location: A random street (which she knew she'd go to.)
Planet: Coruscant
When: A little after sunset
What: Just wandering about, trying to see where she is.
Rating: Should be PG.

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[dinos4breakfast]

[On his way to the cantina, looking for work, Jack sees a slightly lost strange woman. When she approaches, he raises an eyebrow.]

Your thief? Lady there's a whole bunch of people around here that _are_ thieves, but you'd have to describe him for me to tell you if I've seen him or not.

[sexiestbox]

Oh, surely you know him? He's got a chin. And a bowed tie.

[dinos4breakfast]

[Jack shrugs. He wasn't one to judge her description, having known a couple people without chins in his time.]

Well that describes a few people I know...

[Then he stops and raises an eyebrow. Actually in this universe he'd only seen one man with a bowtie...]

No... you can't mean... Are you seriously talking about The Doctor?

[sexiestbox]

My Doctor! Have you seen him?

[dinos4breakfast]

Err... I have actually. There were two here until just recently. Now there's just one.

[Isn't exactly sure which one is "hers" in the way that Jack will always consider the one with the big ears and leather coat "his Doctor"]

How do you know him? I've known him for a while and I can't think of anything he's stolen, really...

[Thinks, trying to confirm that statement in his memories.] Well, unless you count stealing the Earth back from the Daleks.

Oh, don't tell him I said that. The one that's still here hasn't made it that far in his personal timeline yet.

[sexiestbox]

Is he the one with the bowed tie? Or the straight?

[dinos4breakfast]

The one who's still here? He's the skinny one with the pinstripes and the straight tie.

[sexiestbox]

.................................. This will be a spoiler, then.

[dinos4breakfast]

For him? Or for me?

Who are you, anyway? You seem... almost familiar. Like I can't put my finger on it, but it's there.

[sexiestbox]

Time and Relative Dimensions in Space.

Sexy. [She's not... quite looking at him, which should be another clue.]

[dinos4breakfast]

TARDIS? [Notices how she's not exactly looking at him and then the addition of the word 'Sexy' makes sense. He looks dumbfounded and is rendered speechless, for possibly the first time in a long time.]

...

[Then he blurts out the first thing that comes to mind.]

...How are you human?!

[sexiestbox]

I was shoved into a human body.

It's quite fun! I have... ll... lips! They're wonderful.

[dinos4breakfast]

[The mention of the TARDIS having lips makes Jack's eyes go wide. He reaaaallly can't tell you what he's thinking right now... and actually looks slightly embarassed. He has had his hands up in your parts a number of times....]

I... [Was not prepared to have his mind blown this evening. While he desperately would love to bring up what he's thinking... he almost feels like he can't. His love affair for the TARDIS is almost sacred to him. It feels different that his love for the Doctor.]

[But hell, with that set up. He can't resist himself.]

I bet they are. ...Have you... managed to use them yet? [Oh Time, the things he could teach the TARDIS about sex...]

[sexiestbox]

Yes! Like this! [A kiss!]

[dinos4breakfast]

[Wasn't expecting that enthusiasm, really, but goes with it, kissing her back and putting some enthusiasm of his own into it!]

[sexiestbox]

And this! [Bite!] It's like kissing, with a winner! [Someone really needs to teach her the difference.]