Partypartyparty PARTY

[nomorevengeance]

Characters: Anya, anyone else who'd like to show up. IE OPEN.
Location: Forcegasms! Coruscant's leading sex paraphenalia supplier.
Planet: Coruscant
When: ...this evening.
What: PARTY
Rating: Umm, at least a heavy PG-13. It is a sex store.

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Ogling the merchandise

[nomorevengeance]

[Horror? Excitement? Interest? Boredom? There are sex toys around!]

[notyourlight]

[Anakin... NAKED Anakin... is walking down one of the more interesting isles with a blank look on his face. He halts as something catches his eye. He grabs what appears to be a very smooth lightsaber hilt. He furrows his brow before pressing the activation panel, causing the hilt to vibrate violently in his hand.]

I do not understand. This item is very ineffective.

[slayerdom]

[ Buffy stops short when she spots Anakin and immediately slaps a hand over her eyes. ] Ohhhh my god, coulda gone all my lives without seeing that. Would you put some bleeding trousers on already? It's a party, not an orgy. Who let you inside? [ She's ... not even touching the existence of sex toy in his hand. ]

[nomorevengeance]

Oh, oh, put that down, it's very expensive! [Anya rushes over to take it from him and glances over at Buffy.] Hello, Buffy.

[slayerdom]

What d'you say we make hellos later and trousers first? [ She jerks a thumb at Anakin. ]

[notyourlight]

[He doesn't even care about clothes right now so he'll go straight to reacting to Anya. He'll do that by furrowing his brow at her for taking away the toy and taking another off the shelf.]

Why does it not work if it is so expensive?

[nomorevengeance]

It works perfectly. But you're not using it right. Now stop fondling my toys! [A beat.] Oh, and I suppose pants would be good. You're making Buffy uncomfortable. I think I have some outfits...

[slayerdom]

Outfits with an arse in them, I hope.

[notyourlight]

[Buffy is still... inconsequential right now. If Anakin were himself right now... the fact she's seeing him naked would be VERY consequential. Still, he's going to hold the vibrator out to Anya with a look of disgust on his face.]

It does not work properly. It does not emit a blade of energy. It only shakes.

[nomorevengeance]

Oh, it needs to have an arse in it? Hmm. [That makes it trickier.]

It's not a lightsaber, it's a novelty vibrator shaped like the hilt of a lightsaber.

[slayerdom]

[ Buffy is going to take this chance to snatch the second vibrator from him, stuffing it back onto the shelf. ] It's working just fine. [ And now she's going to gently shove him in Anya's direction. ] Get him a shop apron for all I care. But he doesn't need to be naked and pressing buttons. One or the other, not both.

[notyourlight]

[Even though he's being shoved Anakin's staring intently at the shelf as the one vibrator sets off a chain reaction. Now the whole shelf is vibrating. Way to go, Buffy.]

What is its purpose?

[nomorevengeance]

[Anya turns to Buffy.] Turn them off! [She pushes Anakin towards the counter because she has some extra clothes back there. Sorry, Anakin, you're getting lady clothes.] They're for sexual stimulation.

[slayerdom]

[ This is Buffy, now panicking over the wall of dildos and trying to scramble to turn them off. Only in C_S. ]

[notyourlight]

[Aaaand now he's being pushed toward the counter... still with a blank look on his face.]

Weapons are not needed for sexual stimulation.

[nomorevengeance]

It's not a weapon, it's a toy. It just looks like a weapon. Are you a virgin, or have you only had extremely vanilla sex? [She starts searching for clothes.] Is a dress okay with you?