Poor Weiner Wagon Guy
Don't have much time for lunch today so I went to the weiner wagon on our corner. Quick and easy. Yummy and bad for me.
So why did it take almost 10 minutes? Because one of the people in front of me wanted to argue that he should only pay $0.25 once for chili and cheese, even though he got chili and cheese on both of his hot dogs.
He finally walked away with all this attitude "OHHHH, you mean EACH. Maybe your sign should say EACH." Are you for real? The hot dog price isn't listed as "each." Are you incapable of making that very minor, logical leap that a $1.50 will get you one hot dog, not multiple hot dogs? Is it so difficult to get from there that 25 cents gets you chili and cheese for one of those dogs?
Stop busting the hot dog man's chops. I should've snatched them both of his hot dogs out of his hands like the soup nazi. "No more dogs for you!"
So why did it take almost 10 minutes? Because one of the people in front of me wanted to argue that he should only pay $0.25 once for chili and cheese, even though he got chili and cheese on both of his hot dogs.
He finally walked away with all this attitude "OHHHH, you mean EACH. Maybe your sign should say EACH." Are you for real? The hot dog price isn't listed as "each." Are you incapable of making that very minor, logical leap that a $1.50 will get you one hot dog, not multiple hot dogs? Is it so difficult to get from there that 25 cents gets you chili and cheese for one of those dogs?
Stop busting the hot dog man's chops. I should've snatched them both of his hot dogs out of his hands like the soup nazi. "No more dogs for you!"