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FOR THE MONTH OF SEPTEMBER:
Current DVD/video to Watch: Peter Pan. I know, I know.
Current Movie to Watch: Coffee & Cigarettes. Also, Donnie Darko Director's Cut. [-o<
Current Actor to Watch: I sympathise with Theodore Chester.
Current Music to Hear: Queen/Paul Simon/Rilo Kiley/Something for Kate/et al.
Current Book to Read: Diary, Chuck Palahniuk. STFU, salon.com reviewer.
Current LJ Friend to Love: sennuyer, sennuyer, sennuyer. I thought maybe it should be the month after next month to tie in with her birthday but consider this getting in super SUPER early. Also I love her.
Current pastime to commit to: lists [-o<
Current song to sing: Metric's 'Raw Sugar'.
Current food: SOUP
Current drink: Solis' Cherish :">
This was going to be THE MEME POST. I said to myself, Self, your first of the month post can just be loaded with all those memes you've been saving up on your desktop as txt files. But then I got home and started on this ass of a meme and I've only just finished, so perhaps another day, I will vomit up the others.
So now, just to piss a lot of people off, I proudly present -
01. You don't update any more, and I know it's because you've taken off, but I loved what you had to say here, when you did. Also, floor plans.
02. I really wish I knew you better, but you seem to be away from your computer a lot thanks to summer jobs and that sort of thing. I don't know you well at all, but this doesn't mean I don't have a special reserved spot close to my heart for you. :o I bet you didn't know that, now I am kind of embarrassed!
03. Hi! I she be your girlfriend! Where have you gone! I miss you but I suspect this is my fault, also it could just be that our time has passed. Oh, life.
04. Sometimes I just do not get you at all and it really frustrates the hell out of me. Sometimes I want to freaking slap you! Sometimes I want to attach my hands to your ankle and never let go, though, so it makes it all okay.
05. You brighten up my letterbox randomly, and even though your entries are colossally long, I always read them. One day I hope we get to meet, I really mean it. I think you are tops.
06. I am just so thrilled to bits that we are talking a lot more again. I've always thought we were a little bit alike! Other people seem to, as well, it seems! Except they think we are losers. Well. I still love you.
07. Why are you so cool? You're not allowed to be so cool, it's one of the rules. I am coolest, then you, then her. It's a chain thing. Get in line, goddamnit, and get shorter while you're at it.
08. I think you are really sweet! I don't know you very well, though. I was horribly jealous of you just recently.
09. I was a little floored when you friended me! I felt very unworthy! But now you don't really post here anyway. :"> That's okay, no pressure.
10. This must be journal number four or five for you, you keep disappearing and then slinking back over again and again. I'm glad things are seemingly awesome for you right now, I think you deserve to be happy.
11. You are awesome. How I would have loved to have hidden in the boot of your car not long ago now. Once you made me an icon and it was really lovely and I was embarrassed by its loveliness! Now I am embarrassed repeating it, haha.
12. You have such an awesome lj name. When you friended me I was mortified. Everything you write is beautiful, even when you seem down, and you're so cute, too! I hope we get to know each other a little better, even though I think the friending was done out of amusement!
13. I wish you wrote more. I love thinking I am keeping your secrets.
14. I'm really impressed by your political views, for someone your age. I don't know you all that well but I still think you're pretty awesome, even if I don't often say much to you. :">
15. Thank you, page seventy. I think you are amazing. I wish I could ward off the :">ness enough to ping you more often than I do.
16. No, that's cool, I don't want to feel like you trust me any more. Really, it's fine! =;
17. I felt kind of guilty friending you and leaving the other you behind. I still think you're aces, I promise.
18. I think sometimes I must really aggravate you, so I'm glad you still like me enough to look past that. I love your photos, I don't know if I've ever said that. I think you might be one of my favourite people.
19. I keep changing my mind about you, I never know what to think but I think you'd probably like that, anyway. The longer you're gone, the happier I am to see you back. Does that sound awful? I don't mean for it to sound awful! I'd do you.
20. I like the things you wrote here. Most were before I knew you, so reading them makes me feel like I can pretend I've known you longer.
21. If you could be any sweeter, I would have toothache! I used to be very intimidated by you, and even though we've never really spoken, now I just want to cuddle you every time I see a post of yours.
22. You write a lot about RL, and I am not really in that loop, so I feel kind of awkward still being friended. If you're happy, I'm happy, I guess?
23. I still laugh over that day that we were both :o at each other! I haven't really talked to you much since then; you don't really post a lot! If I were online more, I would talk to you more, I think. :">
24. You are so retardedly awesome. I have this icon of you saved to my hard drive that I came across the other day and I really want to use it but I fear you will be like, WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM. :)) If looking up to you is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
25. I think I disappoint you a lot. One day we'll meet up and have such an awesome time, you will forget about all the times I've had to apologise for not coming, I swear! I am still mortified and at the same time thrilled that you came to see my shows, you have no idea, really.
26. You write such naughty things! Be mine forever.
27. Sometimes I think you are so cool, it hurts! I love your music recs most of the time. One day I'll start commenting to you more, I swear. I'm sorry for that suckful stuff that happened just a bit ago.
28. Omfg dump her already and stay with a boy because you fool nobody! NOBODY! I keep meaning to catch up with you, but I think you would say you are too cool, and I would say I am too busy. Who knows!
29. I have had you on my flist a long time! I think you are really adorable. I wish I talked to you more, but time zones are never a help. I love your writing and I think you are the best, let me just throw some anonymous confetti over you.
30. I miss you right now, but that's probably my fault for not being around a lot. I look up to you so much and you always say the right things, and when you ask for my opinion on something, I feel like I need to shriek I'M NOT WORTHY, I'M NOT WORTHY, and fall to the floor in a Wayne-esque fashion.
31. I don't really know you :"> Yet, I think you are lovely and amusing. :o And clever, too! I hope you don't take it as an insult to say that I used to think you were a lot older than you actually are! :o :-$
32. You made me feel like I was on a world tour, and now you're gone again, and knowing me I will lose touch with you, again. I adore you to bitty bits.
33. I miss you but I'm wary of you now, at the same time. I have some absolutely brilliant memories, though, so maybe that's what counts the most.
34. I love reading your posts because they make me want to use exclamation marks! All the time! You just seem so gleeful! All the time! Your chirpiness amazes me! All the time!
35. Whenever you're in times of trouble, my star, do not fear! El Guapo will be there to watch your back for you. One day soon, road trip.
36. You just stopped writing in here! Just out of the blue! I feel offended, I hope everyone else does, too. You giant clit. LMFAO I'M KIDDING I SWEAR. Or am I....
37. I love going through your letters on rainy days. I love that you write to me so randomly! I love the paper that you use and the cute things you always say and I adore you, even though we've grown apart a little.
38. I know you might think I don't like you now or something but it's not true. I'm really proud of what you're doing and I think you're fantastic, and I'm sorry for everything, I really am.
39. I can't think of you without thinking of stalking HP actors. I'm glad you're back around, even if I haven't said much. That just seems to be the way I am these days. You can hack me any day. :">
40. You don't tell me things here any more.
41. Half of me wants you to come back and the other half hopes your life is amazing now.
42. I want to drink up everything here and then nibble on what's left, is that okay? You are so talented, it's something you'll always have, and you'd better believe it.
43. Time to go, I think.
44. You're on a break! I was wondering where you got to :)) Shows how observant I am. I don't think we really pay much attention to each other when we're both around, anyway, though. Still, I'll never forget some things you said about pubes, my friend.
45. I can't believe you're writing jusher. LMAO OOPS IS THIS TOO OBVIOUS?
46. Once, I wanted you to be the big sister I never had. You were so wonderful to tell secrets to, and then you stopped saying hello.
47. I don't know what I would do without you, right now. Don't go to school! No, go, and have an amazing time. I'll just sit around and wait for you to randomly get on and tell me cool things and send me cool songs and go away again. T_T
48. I really miss the old days! Even then I was too shy to talk to you much, though, and I wish I hadn't been, maybe things would be different now? Maybe we both would have tried to stay close.
49. I wonder if you thought the song could have been about us, too. If I say too much it will be too easy to guess, but I'd like a map of where I should trace my fingers. Stay with me.
50. You waste of space! I'll kick your ass!
51. I was a little hesitant when you friended me because I feel like I'd dumped that part of me behind, but you were one of the people I'd go back to snoop around after, so I hesitantly clung back and I'm glad. I've missed you.
52. I want to read more in here. I hope if you're around more in the future, you'll write more in here, because it's so lovely that I want to wrap myself around it.
53. I really adore you to bits and pieces, and I always think of you and her as twins in my head, I can't wrap my head around the fact that you're not actually. Please don't go anywhere, though, I'll suffocate you with cuddles so you can't.
54. I wish I could keep up with journals outside of lj so I could have followed you, but I can't, so I didn't, but I hope you're so happy with everything now, I really do. You are wonderful and I'll look after what you gave me forever.
55. I hope you have lots of secrets to tell here when you get back.
56. I love everything you write. I don't know how you do it. I love your voices for everyone and I love every word you type, I especially love when you type them for me, but don't tell anybody. :">
57. I think you may have friended me on the advice of a friend! Which is very nice of you to do, but I don't think you've ever read anything I've ever said, lmfao.
58. You are just so CUTE. THERE IS NO OTHER WORD FOR IT. I love that you talk to me every time you see me, even if it's just to say hello before you dash off! Talking to you makes me all :"> because of your sweetness. I think you should sing the wrong words every time, I bet he found it really sexy, actually. ;;) :> :">
59. I stalked your icons for months before I finally friended you and I still had one of your icons so it was a little :-"!! I really loved our random commenting, I think we should do more of th
60. You should use this, I love the name too much to see you not saying anything and also it's secrety, so. ;;) Tell me some. Man, I am coming off as such a slut for secrets throughout these. Don't tell anybody, but I'm pleased as punch you had me on here months ago, I used to just think you did not like me one bit. It was okay, though, because you're too cool for me.
61. I'm glad you said you'd be posting more here because I feel like I can wriggle a bit closer to you when you do. I want to hear everything, tell me everything, I feel like I've missed out on a lot and it's only been a couple of months. That still feels like a lifetime, doesn't it.
62. How is it when I miss you the most is when you show up just to say hello? I always feel so lame against you but I never ever want to let you go. Why does this feel like poetry, lmfao! You are always the one to my two, I'll hold tight if you do.
Current DVD/video to Watch: Peter Pan. I know, I know.
Current Movie to Watch: Coffee & Cigarettes. Also, Donnie Darko Director's Cut. [-o<
Current Actor to Watch: I sympathise with Theodore Chester.
Current Music to Hear: Queen/Paul Simon/Rilo Kiley/Something for Kate/et al.
Current Book to Read: Diary, Chuck Palahniuk. STFU, salon.com reviewer.
Current LJ Friend to Love: sennuyer, sennuyer, sennuyer. I thought maybe it should be the month after next month to tie in with her birthday but consider this getting in super SUPER early. Also I love her.
Current pastime to commit to: lists [-o<
Current song to sing: Metric's 'Raw Sugar'.
Current food: SOUP
Current drink: Solis' Cherish :">
This was going to be THE MEME POST. I said to myself, Self, your first of the month post can just be loaded with all those memes you've been saving up on your desktop as txt files. But then I got home and started on this ass of a meme and I've only just finished, so perhaps another day, I will vomit up the others.
So now, just to piss a lot of people off, I proudly present -
01. You don't update any more, and I know it's because you've taken off, but I loved what you had to say here, when you did. Also, floor plans.
02. I really wish I knew you better, but you seem to be away from your computer a lot thanks to summer jobs and that sort of thing. I don't know you well at all, but this doesn't mean I don't have a special reserved spot close to my heart for you. :o I bet you didn't know that, now I am kind of embarrassed!
03. Hi! I she be your girlfriend! Where have you gone! I miss you but I suspect this is my fault, also it could just be that our time has passed. Oh, life.
04. Sometimes I just do not get you at all and it really frustrates the hell out of me. Sometimes I want to freaking slap you! Sometimes I want to attach my hands to your ankle and never let go, though, so it makes it all okay.
05. You brighten up my letterbox randomly, and even though your entries are colossally long, I always read them. One day I hope we get to meet, I really mean it. I think you are tops.
06. I am just so thrilled to bits that we are talking a lot more again. I've always thought we were a little bit alike! Other people seem to, as well, it seems! Except they think we are losers. Well. I still love you.
07. Why are you so cool? You're not allowed to be so cool, it's one of the rules. I am coolest, then you, then her. It's a chain thing. Get in line, goddamnit, and get shorter while you're at it.
08. I think you are really sweet! I don't know you very well, though. I was horribly jealous of you just recently.
09. I was a little floored when you friended me! I felt very unworthy! But now you don't really post here anyway. :"> That's okay, no pressure.
10. This must be journal number four or five for you, you keep disappearing and then slinking back over again and again. I'm glad things are seemingly awesome for you right now, I think you deserve to be happy.
11. You are awesome. How I would have loved to have hidden in the boot of your car not long ago now. Once you made me an icon and it was really lovely and I was embarrassed by its loveliness! Now I am embarrassed repeating it, haha.
12. You have such an awesome lj name. When you friended me I was mortified. Everything you write is beautiful, even when you seem down, and you're so cute, too! I hope we get to know each other a little better, even though I think the friending was done out of amusement!
13. I wish you wrote more. I love thinking I am keeping your secrets.
14. I'm really impressed by your political views, for someone your age. I don't know you all that well but I still think you're pretty awesome, even if I don't often say much to you. :">
15. Thank you, page seventy. I think you are amazing. I wish I could ward off the :">ness enough to ping you more often than I do.
16. No, that's cool, I don't want to feel like you trust me any more. Really, it's fine! =;
17. I felt kind of guilty friending you and leaving the other you behind. I still think you're aces, I promise.
18. I think sometimes I must really aggravate you, so I'm glad you still like me enough to look past that. I love your photos, I don't know if I've ever said that. I think you might be one of my favourite people.
19. I keep changing my mind about you, I never know what to think but I think you'd probably like that, anyway. The longer you're gone, the happier I am to see you back. Does that sound awful? I don't mean for it to sound awful! I'd do you.
20. I like the things you wrote here. Most were before I knew you, so reading them makes me feel like I can pretend I've known you longer.
21. If you could be any sweeter, I would have toothache! I used to be very intimidated by you, and even though we've never really spoken, now I just want to cuddle you every time I see a post of yours.
22. You write a lot about RL, and I am not really in that loop, so I feel kind of awkward still being friended. If you're happy, I'm happy, I guess?
23. I still laugh over that day that we were both :o at each other! I haven't really talked to you much since then; you don't really post a lot! If I were online more, I would talk to you more, I think. :">
24. You are so retardedly awesome. I have this icon of you saved to my hard drive that I came across the other day and I really want to use it but I fear you will be like, WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM. :)) If looking up to you is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
25. I think I disappoint you a lot. One day we'll meet up and have such an awesome time, you will forget about all the times I've had to apologise for not coming, I swear! I am still mortified and at the same time thrilled that you came to see my shows, you have no idea, really.
26. You write such naughty things! Be mine forever.
27. Sometimes I think you are so cool, it hurts! I love your music recs most of the time. One day I'll start commenting to you more, I swear. I'm sorry for that suckful stuff that happened just a bit ago.
28. Omfg dump her already and stay with a boy because you fool nobody! NOBODY! I keep meaning to catch up with you, but I think you would say you are too cool, and I would say I am too busy. Who knows!
29. I have had you on my flist a long time! I think you are really adorable. I wish I talked to you more, but time zones are never a help. I love your writing and I think you are the best, let me just throw some anonymous confetti over you.
30. I miss you right now, but that's probably my fault for not being around a lot. I look up to you so much and you always say the right things, and when you ask for my opinion on something, I feel like I need to shriek I'M NOT WORTHY, I'M NOT WORTHY, and fall to the floor in a Wayne-esque fashion.
31. I don't really know you :"> Yet, I think you are lovely and amusing. :o And clever, too! I hope you don't take it as an insult to say that I used to think you were a lot older than you actually are! :o :-$
32. You made me feel like I was on a world tour, and now you're gone again, and knowing me I will lose touch with you, again. I adore you to bitty bits.
33. I miss you but I'm wary of you now, at the same time. I have some absolutely brilliant memories, though, so maybe that's what counts the most.
34. I love reading your posts because they make me want to use exclamation marks! All the time! You just seem so gleeful! All the time! Your chirpiness amazes me! All the time!
35. Whenever you're in times of trouble, my star, do not fear! El Guapo will be there to watch your back for you. One day soon, road trip.
36. You just stopped writing in here! Just out of the blue! I feel offended, I hope everyone else does, too. You giant clit. LMFAO I'M KIDDING I SWEAR. Or am I....
37. I love going through your letters on rainy days. I love that you write to me so randomly! I love the paper that you use and the cute things you always say and I adore you, even though we've grown apart a little.
38. I know you might think I don't like you now or something but it's not true. I'm really proud of what you're doing and I think you're fantastic, and I'm sorry for everything, I really am.
39. I can't think of you without thinking of stalking HP actors. I'm glad you're back around, even if I haven't said much. That just seems to be the way I am these days. You can hack me any day. :">
40. You don't tell me things here any more.
41. Half of me wants you to come back and the other half hopes your life is amazing now.
42. I want to drink up everything here and then nibble on what's left, is that okay? You are so talented, it's something you'll always have, and you'd better believe it.
43. Time to go, I think.
44. You're on a break! I was wondering where you got to :)) Shows how observant I am. I don't think we really pay much attention to each other when we're both around, anyway, though. Still, I'll never forget some things you said about pubes, my friend.
45. I can't believe you're writing jusher. LMAO OOPS IS THIS TOO OBVIOUS?
46. Once, I wanted you to be the big sister I never had. You were so wonderful to tell secrets to, and then you stopped saying hello.
47. I don't know what I would do without you, right now. Don't go to school! No, go, and have an amazing time. I'll just sit around and wait for you to randomly get on and tell me cool things and send me cool songs and go away again. T_T
48. I really miss the old days! Even then I was too shy to talk to you much, though, and I wish I hadn't been, maybe things would be different now? Maybe we both would have tried to stay close.
49. I wonder if you thought the song could have been about us, too. If I say too much it will be too easy to guess, but I'd like a map of where I should trace my fingers. Stay with me.
50. You waste of space! I'll kick your ass!
51. I was a little hesitant when you friended me because I feel like I'd dumped that part of me behind, but you were one of the people I'd go back to snoop around after, so I hesitantly clung back and I'm glad. I've missed you.
52. I want to read more in here. I hope if you're around more in the future, you'll write more in here, because it's so lovely that I want to wrap myself around it.
53. I really adore you to bits and pieces, and I always think of you and her as twins in my head, I can't wrap my head around the fact that you're not actually. Please don't go anywhere, though, I'll suffocate you with cuddles so you can't.
54. I wish I could keep up with journals outside of lj so I could have followed you, but I can't, so I didn't, but I hope you're so happy with everything now, I really do. You are wonderful and I'll look after what you gave me forever.
55. I hope you have lots of secrets to tell here when you get back.
56. I love everything you write. I don't know how you do it. I love your voices for everyone and I love every word you type, I especially love when you type them for me, but don't tell anybody. :">
57. I think you may have friended me on the advice of a friend! Which is very nice of you to do, but I don't think you've ever read anything I've ever said, lmfao.
58. You are just so CUTE. THERE IS NO OTHER WORD FOR IT. I love that you talk to me every time you see me, even if it's just to say hello before you dash off! Talking to you makes me all :"> because of your sweetness. I think you should sing the wrong words every time, I bet he found it really sexy, actually. ;;) :> :">
59. I stalked your icons for months before I finally friended you and I still had one of your icons so it was a little :-"!! I really loved our random commenting, I think we should do more of th
60. You should use this, I love the name too much to see you not saying anything and also it's secrety, so. ;;) Tell me some. Man, I am coming off as such a slut for secrets throughout these. Don't tell anybody, but I'm pleased as punch you had me on here months ago, I used to just think you did not like me one bit. It was okay, though, because you're too cool for me.
61. I'm glad you said you'd be posting more here because I feel like I can wriggle a bit closer to you when you do. I want to hear everything, tell me everything, I feel like I've missed out on a lot and it's only been a couple of months. That still feels like a lifetime, doesn't it.
62. How is it when I miss you the most is when you show up just to say hello? I always feel so lame against you but I never ever want to let you go. Why does this feel like poetry, lmfao! You are always the one to my two, I'll hold tight if you do.