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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)
I've gone into hundreds of [fortune-teller's parlors], and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her.
New York City detective
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
Rodney Dangerfield (1921 - 2004)
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they are wonderful things for other people to go on.
Jean Kerr
It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.
Arthur C. Clarke (1917 - )