This week's "horrorscope" according to Theonion.com

[thespud]

Horoscope: Scorpio

http://www.theonion.com/content/horoscope/oct-30-2007

When life gives you lemons, why not blame them on your troubled upbringing and consequent inability to show affection? It sure beats making lemonade.

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