Music and really awkward situations...
Speaking of music, I had the funniest experience today.
Estelle, my wonderful co-worker, mentioned a song she heard the other day called "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" and how weird it was. I mentioned that it was the aviation code (or whatever it's called). I was reading the paper yesterday and it had an article about the Bloodhound Gang's new single "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo"!! I got all excited and told Estelle because I always loved their stuff.
I started talking about "Fire Water Burn" and "The Bad Touch" and got onto one of my favourite Bloodhound Gang earworm songs "The Ballad of Chasey Lain".
The Ballad of Chasey Lain - Bloodhound Gang
Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can
You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine
Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?
You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine
Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass
You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine
P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show `em them titties
Now show `em them titties
P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show `em them titties
Now show `em them titties
Would ya fuck me for blow?
Anyway, I'm telling Estelle about this song and twice some guys walk in and hear my potty mouth. Damn new office with open planning!!! One guy walked in and heard the chorus, didn't seem too impressed (Mustn't be a Bloodhound Gang fan). Another couple of guys walked in and all they heard was "nasty wrong porno sex". Yeah, erm, we were talking about the song, honest.
Worst thing was I then had the song stuck in my head for the rest of the day. GODDAMMIT!! **makes little angry face**
Estelle, my wonderful co-worker, mentioned a song she heard the other day called "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" and how weird it was. I mentioned that it was the aviation code (or whatever it's called). I was reading the paper yesterday and it had an article about the Bloodhound Gang's new single "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo"!! I got all excited and told Estelle because I always loved their stuff.
I started talking about "Fire Water Burn" and "The Bad Touch" and got onto one of my favourite Bloodhound Gang earworm songs "The Ballad of Chasey Lain".
The Ballad of Chasey Lain - Bloodhound Gang
Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can
You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine
Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?
You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine
Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass
You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine
P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show `em them titties
Now show `em them titties
P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show `em them titties
Now show `em them titties
Would ya fuck me for blow?
Anyway, I'm telling Estelle about this song and twice some guys walk in and hear my potty mouth. Damn new office with open planning!!! One guy walked in and heard the chorus, didn't seem too impressed (Mustn't be a Bloodhound Gang fan). Another couple of guys walked in and all they heard was "nasty wrong porno sex". Yeah, erm, we were talking about the song, honest.
Worst thing was I then had the song stuck in my head for the rest of the day. GODDAMMIT!! **makes little angry face**