Something Everyone should do this weekend
is watch part of the Dukes of Hazzard marathon on CMT this weekend. It is best enjoyed with a Hamm's or a PBR. On the last episode, the DUke boys went into a town with a population of 1 to get some gas, where they were ambushed by bad guys, whose car they promptly took out with arrows that had dynamite taped to the end, all while the elderly gas station attendant read what appeared to be porn. What a show. Check your local listings, dangnabbit.