IM awesome (get it? It's a pun, assholes)

[thesprucemoose]

cherrypinkorchid: all i want is something
cherrypinkorchid: instead of nothing
straydog84: maybe i'll sent you a card
cherrypinkorchid: i want a card
cherrypinkorchid: i never get anything in the mail
straydog84: i'll send you a get bent card
cherrypinkorchid: i hate it
straydog84: it will be awesome
cherrypinkorchid: huh?
cherrypinkorchid: whats a get bent card?
straydog84: totally karate explosion
straydog84: a card that tells you to get bent
cherrypinkorchid: i dont get it
straydog84: then you should get bent