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thespisgeoff

Worst Pic Ever?

May 26, 2009 08:36

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starstealingirl May 26 2009, 23:48:41 UTC

I wouldn't say you look like a cancer patient. You just look like the woman next to you is making you really, really uncomfortable.

d2leddy May 27 2009, 00:21:34 UTC

Like she's tossing his salad with a finger?

starstealingirl May 27 2009, 00:22:06 UTC

I was mostly thinking that her hair was unfortunate, but now that you mention it....

d2leddy May 27 2009, 00:50:33 UTC

Yes. If you look at the expression on his face, it is somewhat like the Mona Lisa's, with one corner of the mouth slightly elevated; one corner of the mouth slightly turned downward. Well--maybe not slightly. A little more than slightly. However, he deviates from the Mona Lisa in that both eyes--each to a different degree, are creasing downward, expressing a "WTF?"

At least that combination of enigmatic and WTF is the look I give when someone fingers my asshole surreptitiously in public while my photo is taken.

starstealingirl May 27 2009, 00:58:13 UTC

I know what you mean. This is precisely why I try to keep my penchant for fingering and my international modeling career as separate as possible.

d2leddy May 27 2009, 01:09:57 UTC

**tries to process**

thespisgeoff May 27 2009, 01:12:50 UTC

I've always found that a little "booty tooch" can go a long, long way.

starstealingirl May 27 2009, 01:15:35 UTC

Mind you, it's a little easier to multitask when I'm the one doing the fingering....

d2leddy May 27 2009, 01:19:26 UTC

Generally, women *are* superior multitaskers. Most likely due to the 4 billion neural connections comprising the female corpus collosum. Which is why you never want to get in line at a fast food restaurant if the cashier is male.

starstealingirl May 27 2009, 01:22:23 UTC

I try to just avoid fast food restaurants in general. Particularly when fingering is involved.

d2leddy May 27 2009, 01:26:30 UTC

finger lickin' good

chicken fingers

chicken nuggets

I see what you mean.

d2leddy May 27 2009, 00:53:27 UTC

And your icon is fabulous. You have great boobs. Now I'm not a boob man, but those are fabu.

In addition, your name, "The Theatrical Vagina", makes you a perfect candidate for my pink_spelunking.

starstealingirl May 27 2009, 01:00:12 UTC

It's okay to admit it. Everybody loves boobs! Er, I mean... *blush* thank you.

I actually have to give Geoff the credit for my name, since it comes from a dream he had. But if the name fits....

pink_spelunking doesn't seem to be a very active community. I AM SHOCKED.

d2leddy May 27 2009, 01:03:53 UTC

Well, not at least now. But it is very important to confronting masked mysogeny in gay men. Not to mention rude behavior. Plus I really enjoy slapping other homos with their heterophobia, and denial of their inner straight man.

starstealingirl May 27 2009, 01:14:29 UTC

Masked misogyny implies a much higher level of subtlety than I've personally experienced. But yeah, I can totally appreciate a community like that.

d2leddy May 27 2009, 01:17:21 UTC

It's like I have women on my flist. And then some subject comes up and a dude exclaims "Ewwwww! I don't do the hole."

So I'm like "have some respect. Your mother has one and you came out of it. Not to mention they are very sensual."

And then I dilate on how indifference is the opposite of love, and obviously . . . and so on and so forth. It does seem to cause a few short circuits.

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