*Ring Ring*
Me: Hello?
Sweet Telemarketing Girl: Hi, is Glenn there?
Me: No he's not, may I take a message?
STG: This is Chantal from the Cincinnati Radio Rating Center. When would a good time to reach him be?
Me: September.
(pause)
(pause)
STG: September?
Me: A-yup.
STG: So, in September, around this time?
Me: You got it - have a nice day!
I love confusing telemarketers with honesty. Nothing's better than responding to "Well, if Mr. Breed isn't available, may I sepak with Mrs. Breed?" with "I'm the closest to a Mrs. Breed you're gonna get."
"Excuse me?"
"We're cocksuckers."
"....oh."
Sweet Telemarketing Girl: Hi, is Glenn there?
Me: No he's not, may I take a message?
STG: This is Chantal from the Cincinnati Radio Rating Center. When would a good time to reach him be?
Me: September.
(pause)
(pause)
STG: September?
Me: A-yup.
STG: So, in September, around this time?
Me: You got it - have a nice day!
I love confusing telemarketers with honesty. Nothing's better than responding to "Well, if Mr. Breed isn't available, may I sepak with Mrs. Breed?" with "I'm the closest to a Mrs. Breed you're gonna get."
"Excuse me?"
"We're cocksuckers."
"....oh."