Apr 26, 2010 16:04
[in an elegant but still manly hand] My, my. This is certainly special. We didn't have anything like this on the West Coast.
Then again, we didn't have stupid fucks running around in costumes trying to save the world either. There were the costumes, but those were put to more entertaining uses. At least, I imagine.
Well boys and girls, I'm Agent Paul Smecker. Yes, Agent Paul Smecker. I'd ask about this interesting little device, but it looks like everyone in here is about as clueless as a Boston cop when it comes to the origin of these things. I'd look into it, but I've got a full plate as it is.
First things first. I've done a little back-reading. I couldn't help but notice a mick named Murphy MacManus pissing off some people by being a hell of a drinker. You wouldn't be my Murphy, now would you?
paul smecker