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Doctor's Log Four

Apr 16, 2010 20:58

HOLMES

WHAT DID YOU DO TO THOSE FLOWERS I BOUGHT THIS AFTERNOON.

john watson

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awesome247365 April 17 2010, 16:40:05 UTC

What'd he do?

nevercomplain April 18 2010, 02:08:35 UTC

He decided to test on some flower that I had bought for...

Well, that I had bought with some meaning.

awesome247365 April 18 2010, 02:23:56 UTC

So he destroyed some flowers that you bought for a dame? Had that happen before.

nevercomplain April 18 2010, 02:34:10 UTC

What--

Well, I'm sure whoever did it to you didn't drop them into a vat of chemicals.

awesome247365 April 18 2010, 03:15:26 UTC

Why else would you be buying flowers?

Nope. They got sat on, and then they got thrown out a window [pause] and then run over by a car, I think. Still, chemicals sound worse.

nevercomplain April 18 2010, 03:30:03 UTC

I could have been buying them for---alright, fine.

You sound like you've had your share of misfortune in this area.

awesome247365 April 18 2010, 03:57:58 UTC

[Barney rests his case.]

Once or twice, yeah. Learned that flowers are not the way to go.

nevercomplain April 18 2010, 04:10:58 UTC

What have you found out works for you?

awesome247365 April 18 2010, 04:18:56 UTC

A good story. Doesn't even have to be true but dames will listen to them.

'Course after a few dates you might want to try flowers, if you're serious.

nevercomplain April 18 2010, 04:43:02 UTC

I actually have good (and real) stories...

Well then. I will have to keep this in mind. Who knew my roommate would be of some use in my social life?

awesome247365 April 18 2010, 05:14:58 UTC

Then you're all set.

Glad to have been of service. Is he not normally?

nevercomplain April 18 2010, 18:34:59 UTC

No. He's not very...social himself, I should say.

awesome247365 April 19 2010, 03:45:16 UTC

You sound like you are though, buying flowers for dames and all.

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